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teach-inator

37 M Brandon, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to Florida from Michigan about 2 years ago so I'm still relatively new to Florida. I teach math at a high school in Tampa, but I am definitely NOT the stereotypical math teacher. I'm fun. And hilarious. And witty. and sexy.

Overall I would say I'm a pretty positive person and also that negative, whiny people tend to annoy me. I have a pretty fresh perspective and I'm good at finding a way to look at things so they make sense. Like any regular guy, I love most sports. I'm a huge University of Michigan fan btw (GO BLUE!) My favorite sports to watch are football and basketball. I'm a big fan of doing the honorable thing and chivalry...(where I come from, they called that being a gentleman). I'm not a fan of judgmental people or close-mindedness. I keep my living area quite clean. I actually like doing laundry and I fold my clothes incredibly neatly. I'm freakishly good at playing foosball and making people laugh. I genuinely enjoy helping other people and I would best describe myself as a giver ;)

I have a dog named Axl and he seems to run my life at his will :/ I'm not big on cats but I can handle them. I have no children but I'm not ruling that out if the right woman comes along. I have my feet on the ground as far as my expectations go so I'm not on here to marry someone tomorrow. My goal is to meet and get to know you and then decide down the road. I've lived long enough to learn not to set those hopes too high so quickly because then you get hurt easily when the hopes and plans don't pan out.
What I’m doing with my life
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being funny and sarcastic,
working out with a renewed effort to get back in shape,
learning more about living in Florida :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, being sarcastic, putting things in perspective, and my job.

...oh, and foosball
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes and my smile :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dexter
Scrubs
Ridiculousness
Big Bang Theory
Office
House
Sportscenter
I'm a bit of a movie lover (I can watch pretty much any movie that does NOT have Hugh Grant in it. I don't know why, but he just...takes me there) Some favorites: The Big Lebowski, Gramma's Boy, Crash, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and Tombstone to name a few.

I like almost any music as long as there is something unique about it. So...sadly that rules out most of what's on the radio these days :( I might be described as a music snob. Some favorites: Project 86, Sunny Day Real Estate, Muse, Foo Fighters, Weezer (the Blue album of course), Tool

As food goes, I'm easy to please
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my dog Axl
cell phone
soap
sports
family
my amazing body pillow
(in no particular order of course!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why the heck can't I seem to find the right one for me??
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chillin at home or at a friends house playing games or watching sports or movies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For some reason, I find it a turn on when a woman uses the f-word. (not all the time though...it's gotta be spontaneous)
You should message me if
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You'd like to meet an actual nice guy that has his life together and you want to be treated right.