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33 Minneapolis, MN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28-41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 22
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Has kid(s)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Google "Chelsea Walls Poem": that's what I crave.
Now google "You Fit Into Me": I realize that may be closer to reality sometimes.
I'm a fan of numbered lists, so here we go:
1) I took the Myers-Briggs a few months ago. I had no scores in the extreme. Meaning: I'm flexible, I can navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, thinking and feeling, sensual and sexual, homebody and social butterfly.
2) ee cummings and miranda july are my favorite writers. mostly because i'd like to reach a point in my writing someday where capitalization and punctuation aren't neccesary.
3) Yup, I have a kiddo. Don't worry. I'm not looking for a baby-daddy-- he has a great one. Promise.
4) I'm a teacher. I'm not a teacher because I like crafts and hanging out with cute kids. We can talk about the reasons why I'm a teacher later.
5) You have a good chance at a first date if you take me out to see music.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Obviously, filling out online dating profiles.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fun. Stop asking so many questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short.
I rock.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lord, can we save something for the first date, OKCupid?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Great, I mean really great, food.
2) Music.
3) My senses.
4) Reading.
5) My best friend.
6) Humor
a)with a touch of sarcasm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how many hours of sleep I can get if I fall asleep right...NOW!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something spontaneous with my BFF's! Exploring the city! Dancing my behind off!
F*** that...I'm a teacher, I'm heading home at 2:30, watching something mindless on Netflix, reading in bed, then going. to. sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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