27 Miami, FL
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My self-summary
I'm a Dudestoevsky with a hint of Dorkus Maximus.
What I’m doing with my life
Slangin' dranks and whippin' ass.
I’m really good at
Well I know karate, voodoo too
I'm gonna make myself available to you
I don't need no make up
I got real scars
I got hair on my chest
I look good without a shirt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: yukio mishima, herman hesse, borges, cormac mccarthy, carson mccullers, harry crews, philip roth, david foster wallace, frank herbert, philip k dick, bulgakov, gogol, samuel beckett. my room consists mainly of books.

movies: total recall, my cousin vinny, best of the best 1 2 and 3, event horizon, repo man, demolition man,sword of doom, last year at marienbad, stalker, fitzcarraldo, in the realm of the senses, akira kurosawas dreams, the passion of joan of arc. i like anything that can be considered a delightful romp.

shows: cheaters, twin peaks, game of thrones.

music: this is a long list, but my tastes tend to lean towards the slow, sexy, heavy, and loud.

food: give it to me.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Inevitability of Gradualness.
You should message me if
You have a good sense of humor, are interested in exploring the weird side of Miami with me, or you are Sade.