I am a very diverse mix of seemingly incongruent personality traits.

I'm a deeply emotional but rational individual.

I'm an excellent technical writer, but a terrible fiction or journal writer. This causes me no end of confusion. When presented with emotions, I routinely find the trappings of language constructs completely inadequate for my needs. How does one take something as wildly complex as even a single feeling (provided you can even isolate a single feeling, which in and of itself is incredibly difficult), trap it into a corner, and reduce it to its essence in words? Really, just a complete exercise in folly for me.

I honestly have no idea if making this profile is a good idea or not... But I do know that my life is way too stagnant right now. I love to try the new path that can lead to unexpected results. I don't know if I'll find a new interest, a new adventure, a new love, a new muse, or (most disappointingly) nothing at all. But the adventure is in finding out, right?

I am inventive, adventurous, and mostly harmless

fixing things. Often with duct tape.

I'm not sure if it's because of my background, career, or just me, in general, but I'm very good at not being noticed at all. I can blend seamlessly into almost any environment. It's not that I'm not overly shy or introverted -- that would be noticeable. I'm not. I have mastered self stealth technology. Unless I make that conscious choice to present myself, you'd probably never notice if I was there.

1) Personal transportation
2) Air
3) Water
4) Friends
5) Adventure
6) Sex

What's the next breakthrough? Is there an idea I can contribute to benefit humanity, in general?

Though, don't think I'm all deep and serious all the time. Second place behind that is often "What sounds good for lunch?"

Trying to do just about anything to avoid having another typical night.

I'm a creature that easily falls into habits, but I hate them.

If I get stuck in a rut, I get depressed, and that causes me to be more stuck in that rut. This completes the feedback loop, and dooms me for several weeks, until I finally get fed up and spin off on some kind of crazed idea just to break the cycle. Usually, this ends with me saying "It seemed like a good idea at the time..."

It's easier to be open with strangers because I don't care about them beyond their general human existence. Once I get to know someone, I tend to try to protect them from the occasionally cruel and often bizarre inner-workings of my mind.

1) We share some common connection, interests, or ideas.

2) You know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

3) You find me completely irresistible and want to have amazingly wild, dirty, kinky sex with me.

4) You feel like striking up a fun and random conversation with an occasionally delusional (see #3, above) individual.