Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No subject is too taboo. Everything is funny. Especially the stuff
that isn't funny at all.
My worst regret to date is purchasing and consuming a Doritos Loco
Taco from Taco Bell. Full on culinary assault.
Their breakfast; however, is fit for a king..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apparently, Answering over 1000 of these fucking questions. And
just where the hell is my supermodel nymphomaniac soulmate?
I wonder everyday, is this the day I need to start smoking because
those anti smoking truth commercials. Really, you're saying smoking
is bad. Why am I just hearing about this?
Falling in love with that girl over there, across the way. Wow, she
just looks like she would smell awesome. Ah, what's the use, she'll
just break my heart
How cool it would be to be a helicopter. Not fly a helicopter,
actually be a physical helicopter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am excellent at ordering takeout and watching movies.
Oh, and super Mario world on the super nintendo, all 96 levels
without the switch palaces. How am I still single?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
What ever happened to predictability?
The milk man, the paper boy, evening T.V
You miss your old familar friends, but
waiting just around the bend.
Everywhere you look (everywhere)
There's a heart (there's a heart)
A hand to hold on to.
Everywhere you look (everywhere)
There's a face of somebody who needs you.
When you're lost out there and your all alone
A light is waiting to carry you home
Everywhere you look.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, Food, Shelter, mazlos love and affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puppies and Rainbows. WTF seriously, Who writes these
How is it that I get more "likes" than visitors? You bum ass
lurkers, hiding behind your computers. Show yourself!
What it would be like to be a woman on OKC.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
4:59 talk myself into quitting on Monday, buying a ticket to the
other side of the world, and giving the middle finger to
5:00 consider Friday night movie night in the conference room wit h
5:03 ponder wonders of the universe
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like the smell of lady shampoo.
I once sprayed frebreze down my pants in an effort to eliminate the
always recognizable sack funk. Guys will know what I'm talking
Anchorman, the movie, was a piece of shit.
I nearly froze my nuts off when I failed to operate a can of
condensed air properly.
How much I suck for living under a frequently used flight pattern
that apparently every aircraft landing uses.
I still like Fun Dip
I want an adult-sized race car bed.
I don't watch enough TV to justify paying for cable, but I still
I think everything on the E! Channel is bullshit.
Long fingernails on guys creep me out.
Cottage cheese is great on hamburgers,
Bad pie is still better than great cake.
I am a guy who doesn't own an X-Box. Halo is boring.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm not looking for a maid or mother, so let's just say you better
bring something else to the table. something along the lines of,
third chair bassoon in high school orchestra. That'll do just fine.
Who are you looking for?
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