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31 M Houston, TX

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5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
No subject is too taboo. Everything is funny until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilarious.

My worst regret to date is purchasing and consuming a Doritos Loco Taco from Taco Bell. Full on culinary assault.

There breakfast; however, is fit for a king.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the Oil and Gas industry

I wonder everyday, is this the day I need to start smoking because those anti smoking truth commercials. Really, you're saying smoking is bad. Why am I just hearing about this?

Falling in love with that girl over there, across the way. Wow, she just looks like she would smell awesome. Ah, what's the use, she'll just break my heart

How cool it would be to be a helicopter. Not fly a helicopter, actually be a physical helicopter.
I’m really good at
I am excellent at ordering takeout and watching movies.

Oh, and super Mario world on the super nintendo, all 96 levels without the switch palaces. How am I still single?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
What ever happened to predictability?
The milk man, the paper boy, evening T.V
You miss your old familar friends, but
waiting just around the bend.

Everywhere you look (everywhere)
There's a heart (there's a heart)
A hand to hold on to.
Everywhere you look (everywhere)
There's a face of somebody who needs you.

When you're lost out there and your all alone
A light is waiting to carry you home
Everywhere you look.
The six things I could never do without
Water, Food, Shelter, mazlos love and affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puppies and Rainbows. WTF seriously, Who writes these questions?

If women on OKC who start their profile off with a list of requirements you need simply to bask in their humble presence actually get anywhere with that approach?

I'd like to think not, but there are just too many guys on here and the odds are too great that she still has more success than me... if only I had a vagina all of okc would be at my feet probably doing some weird sexual thing you're into...
On a typical Friday night I am
4:59 talk myself into quitting on Monday, buying a ticket to the other side of the world, and giving the middle finger to responsible adulthood.

5:00 consider Friday night movie night in the conference room wit h projector

5:03 ponder wonders of the universe
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like the smell of lady shampoo.

I once sprayed frebreze down my pants in an effort to eliminate the always recognizable sack funk. Guys will know what I'm talking about.

Anchorman, the movie, was a piece of shit.

I nearly froze my nuts off when I failed to operate a can of condensed air properly.

How much I suck for living under a frequently used flight pattern that apparently every aircraft landing uses.

I still like Fun Dip

I want an adult-sized race car bed.

I don't watch enough TV to justify paying for cable, but I still do.

I think everything on the E! Channel is bullshit.

Long fingernails on guys creep me out.

Cottage cheese is great on hamburgers,

Bad pie is still better than great cake.

I am a guy who doesn't own an X-Box. Halo is boring.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I'm not looking for a maid or mother, so let's just say you better bring something else to the table. something along the lines of, third chair bassoon in high school orchestra. That'll do just fine.

I won't turn away a promiscuous 19 year old with Daddy issues neither, but let's keep that on the DL, the QT, the Hush hush... ;)

(To those inclined to take the last part seriously, the winky face means I'm joking around.)

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