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teck_j

31 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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No subject is too taboo. Everything is funny. Especially the stuff that isn't funny at all.

My worst regret to date is purchasing and consuming a Doritos Loco Taco from Taco Bell. Full on culinary assault.

Their breakfast; however, is fit for a king..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I wonder everyday, is this the day I need to start smoking because those anti smoking truth commercials. Really, you're saying smoking is bad. Why am I just hearing about this?

Falling in love with that girl over there, across the way. Wow, she just looks like she would smell awesome. Ah, what's the use, she'll just break my heart

How cool it would be to be a helicopter. Not fly a helicopter, actually be a physical helicopter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am excellent at ordering takeout and watching movies.

Oh, and super Mario world on the super nintendo, all 96 levels without the switch palaces. How am I still single?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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What ever happened to predictability?
The milk man, the paper boy, evening T.V
You miss your old familar friends, but
waiting just around the bend.

Everywhere you look (everywhere)
There's a heart (there's a heart)
A hand to hold on to.
Everywhere you look (everywhere)
There's a face of somebody who needs you.

When you're lost out there and your all alone
A light is waiting to carry you home
Everywhere you look.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, Food, Shelter, mazlos love and affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puppies and Rainbows. WTF seriously, Who writes these questions?

How is it that I get more "likes" than visitors? You bum ass lurkers, hiding behind your computers. Show yourself!

What it would be like to be a woman on OKC.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
4:59 talk myself into quitting on Monday, buying a ticket to the other side of the world, and giving the middle finger to responsible adulthood.

5:00 consider Friday night movie night in the conference room wit h projector

5:03 ponder wonders of the universe
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like the smell of lady shampoo.

I once sprayed frebreze down my pants in an effort to eliminate the always recognizable sack funk. Guys will know what I'm talking about.

Anchorman, the movie, was a piece of shit.

I nearly froze my nuts off when I failed to operate a can of condensed air properly.

How much I suck for living under a frequently used flight pattern that apparently every aircraft landing uses.

I still like Fun Dip

I want an adult-sized race car bed.

I don't watch enough TV to justify paying for cable, but I still do.

I think everything on the E! Channel is bullshit.

Long fingernails on guys creep me out.

Cottage cheese is great on hamburgers,

Bad pie is still better than great cake.

I am a guy who doesn't own an X-Box. Halo is boring.
You should message me if
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I'm not looking for a maid or mother, so let's just say you better bring something else to the table. something along the lines of, third chair bassoon in high school orchestra. That'll do just fine.

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