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ted3105168421

27 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 27
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), LISP (Okay), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm left-handed.

Myers-Briggs thinks I'm an "INTP"

Doing gender is only fun when you mix and match.

Send me a message if you want to get to know me. Who I am from my perspective isn't necessarily the same as who I am from yours.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
!grad school!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
questionable dance moves
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lil B has this line in "The Age of Information" about how the internet has trained us to rapidly judge, classify and move on without looking too carefully at anything (or anyone). While I like the tools OkCupid provides to match us up with people who feel the same way about all kinds of things, I also wonder how many people the matching engine or I in my rush to classify filter out, and if we'd get along regardless of whether we see ourselves as "carefree" or "intense", drink for the taste or the effect, or think nuclear war might be exciting from the right perspective.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like making lists. It's more honest than being cryptic. This isn't the full-stop Truth, but it's something.

you canm stalk me on last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/ted_cooper

Recently read: Dune, Ender's Game, American Gods, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire (first 5), The Story of the Eye, Lolita,
The Coin Locker Babies, some Pablo Neruda odes, A Scanner Darkly, Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex
More generally, I like books by Octavia Butler, William Faulkner, Isaac Asimov, Margaret Atwood,

ALL THE MOVIES:
Fucking Amal,Moonrise Kingdom,The Light Bulb Conspiracy,Cry-Baby,Marley,Cabin in the Woods,Sleeping Beauty,ODDSAC,The Skin I Live In,Paris is Burning,Thelma and Louise,Drive,Tabloid,Teeth,Waiting to Inhale,Nights of Cabiria,Mr. Vampire,Cargo,Gummo,Kids,Exit Through the Gift Shop,The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters,Children of Men,American Beauty,What The Bleep Do We Know?,True Grit,Pulp Fiction,No Country For Old Men,A Clockwork Orange,Eraserhead,The Pleasure of Being Robbed,REC,4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days,Cane Toads: An Unnatural History,Barbarella,The Royal Tenenbaums,Rushmore,The Life Aquatic,Visitor Q,Mean Creek,The Saddest Music in the World,The Big Lebowski,The Hobbit,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,I Heart Huckabees,Spirited Away,The Triplets of Belleville,Dawn of the Dead 1978,Dawn of the Dead 2004,Leon The Professional,Election,About Schmidt,Ghost Dog,Dead Man,True Stories,28 Days Later,Raising Arizona,PiGhost World,The Seven Samurai,Lost in Translation,Me you and everyone we know,Thank You for Smoking,The Last Life in the Universe,Annie Hall,Earth Girls Are Easy,Fargo,Amores perros,Shogun Assassin,Let the Right One In,Blue Velvet,Shortbus,District 9,Watership Down, The Inconvenient Truth of Waiting for Superman,Secretary,The Brown Bunny,Amelie

TV:
Adventure Time, The Walking Dead, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Breaking Bad,Game of Thrones, Party Down, Childrens Hospital, Skins, Arrested Development, Firefly, Six Feet Under, Parks and Recreation, Freaks and Geeks, The Wire, Mad Men, Eastbound & Down, Battlestar Galactica, Twin Peaks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much more the vibe matters
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
kinky
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you love to use your brain, not hide behind it

you advocate for your feelings

you love exercising agency and when those around you do the same