A little about me: I'm a Former Navy Intelligence Specialist, I was a Scuba and deep diver and former Army paratrooper/pathfinder, I own my own consulting and training businesses. Kinda Scary, I speak Hebrew, Arabic, some French, a little of some other languages

I'm sarcastic but not cruel, I find humor in everything, I love to laugh and I like to make people laugh and I like people who make me laugh. I went to war at the age of 19, it seems like I've been fighting ever since then. I have 1 living friend. I would say I'm more spiritual than denominational/dogmatic

I am looking for a friendship and possible relationship, with someone who is warm, loving, caring, sweet, awesome, who's out of my league (LOL).

My match (if Possible 50/50) would be Awesome, Romantic, Honest enough, likes to talk, play video games, hang-out, down to earth, kind, fun, in short, a lady. Age is not really important. Looks are not important to me either, it's what's on the inside that counts.

Shaggy said it best "it's all one big party when you're still young, but who's gonna have your back when it's all done", really, be youself, if that means you're an Ass okay, if that means you're a good girl who wants to play at being a bad ass, that's fine, if your a bad girl who can't be trusted, that's fine, just remember equal is equal, if you want to try to dish it out make sure you can take it!

Because I've done what I've done in the past I have little to no fear and sometimes I'm over confident. I don't need a maid, cook, or to be waited on. I have never violated a Law or an act of congress, I don't judge, in Hamlet there is a verse that says "I have more offenses at my beck than time to act them in or imagination to give them shape, and it would be better if my mother had not born me".

If you can handle it my personal philosophy is that Whether diving down to 234 feet of salt water or falling from the sky, there's no time for me to bullshit or deal with bullshit.

I am Smart, Intense, Funny, Extreme, and Crazy

I am a safety trainer and security consultant and trainer, OPSEC, Physical Security, PSD. I own my own business which also supplies information resources and bodyguards to clients.

Sleeping, resting, (I do more by 7 a.m. than most people do all day LOL) eating, scuba diving, skydiving, shooting, hunting, fishing, camping that is, Oregon and Washington type camping not just sleeping in a tent, boating, and photography.

I got Skills! I am cross trained in a multitude of practical things from daily, routine stuff to military stuff and with the proper motivation can do anything that is required from me, as often as necessary or until I pass out.

I've got even more skills!! I have been cooking, cleaning the house, doing my own laundry, and I've been dressing my self since I was at least 31 years old (LOL)

That I look like either a farm worker or a terrorist, honestly I was working in my front lawn, wearing torn jeans, and big straw hat, and work gloves. A sales person came by and asked ME (in spanish) if the owner of the house was home, don't even get me started about LAX.

The Satyricon, Cesars conquest of Gual, anything by Shakespeare, the sound of music (julie andrews was hot), Scary movies, No I mean Scary, I like Comedies I do make fun of any shows with the words "survive", or "real" in it's title - those are funny, mad magazine, the black adder, bob and tom, I like anything by Van Gogh and Kadinsky and if it doesn't eat me first, it's dinner. I rarely eat pork, I do like Middle eastern food, Indian food, the entire array of SW and SE asian food basically.

I'm not the stuffy intellectual type, someone once told me that I carry a philosophical argument or I can shoot the shit with the best of them

My K-Bar

Pretty much everything else is bunk

Nothing, except the five other things I could never live without, I can live without allot things, hell I have everything and nothing at the same time, maybe you could be something I can't live without.

Sometimes I wonder why the plural of goose is geese and why the plural of moose isn't meese, or the the effects of gamma rays on man on the moon marigolds, sometimes I look at people and ask myself, why?

Depends on what I have planned on Saturday. But I have been known to recharge after a 20 minute power nap

One of the first jobs I had was driving strippers around to private shows, and sometimes I did mean it, I wasn't wrong, and it's probably gonna happen again

WTH kind of question is this?
If you want to
You find me interesting and would like to talk