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teddybear4570

35 M Fort Collins, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Construction
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Imagine a quick road trip if you will. A winding road through the Colorado Mountains, the leaves turning beautiful shades of red and orange. The air is brisk in these fall months. You lean back in your seat and catch a small glimpse of your reflection in the windshield. A familiar face that belongs to you, but who is the good looking dork making that goofy face sitting next to you?................:)

I really don't like talking about myself, I believe the proof is in the pudding, but i will say this. I'm made of snips, snails, and puppy dog tails (yeah I just said that). I'm tall, charming, and easy on the eyes (LOL). I can lift heavy objects and kill spiders. I sometimes run with scissors:). I have a small circle of real close friends and loving parents that live 250 miles away (bonus!). Also, i was voted class clown four years running, so be prepared to laugh (can't you tell yet?).

But you? Who are you? You are required to be made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. You are a very sexy and confident women. You are very sassy, independent, and love to laugh (sometimes uncontrollably). You can sip champagne with the queen, but would rather have a beer at the local tavern. You can intrigue me with your mind and attitude, not just your figure. Be able to tell me a story from across the room and never say a word (and not just when i'm in trouble:). You don't mind spontaneous outbursts of singing and dancing.

Some highly desirable traits you would have are; Be able to drive the getaway car. Be open to the idea of being in a long term relationship. Also, a good kisser is a must, but training will be offered to those who need help in that area:).

If this sounds like you, drop me a line. If you can't count past ten because you ran out of fingers please just move on. Don't be shy, feel free to email me and see if we "click".

Who knows? I might like you too. No worries, no pressure. Everything happens when it's supposed to happen. At the very least, maybe we can be friends.

There's a lot more to know and I would tell you more ---------- but it wouldn't allow me to leave you on the edge of your seat wondering just how awesome I am. lol :-)

If you made it this far and my profile made you smile at any time, I’m sure we'll get along. If you want me to email you back, send me a 'lil message. (Preferably something funny, intelligent, witty, etc.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating popsicles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smartass funny nature
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep
Channelocks
Coca Cola
My hobbies
..........
Oh and popsicles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out on the town tearing up the dance floor or relaxing on the couch watching a good movie
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you could handle me! You have your sh*t together, yet still enjoy sinfulness in moderation.