Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So apparently this needs to be the first thing on my profile as
well as one of the last. How annoying.
If you message me without reading my profile, I won't message you
Hey y'all! I'm Taylor. I'm 21. I'm kind of the coolest person ever.
No big deal. Hahaha, no, I'm kidding. Anyways, I'm from Los
Angeles, unfortunately. I'm looking for a moose. A man would be too
unoriginal. A true man is also a rather uncommon species. Moving
on, there are some things you should know. I'm as loyal and
protective as a dog, and if you get me mad, I do bite. Literally
and figuratively. If you have any personality complexes, just move
along. (Unless you're like me and just think you're substantially
funnier than 75% of people you meet. I will probably laugh harder
at my own jokes than yours. Don't take it personally.)
But enough with scaring you out of talking to me. I'm funny and
sarcastic and witty. I'm kind of the most random person ever. I'm
really easy-going and calm unless you give me sugar. Then I revert
back to the ways of a 7 year old. I'm also the sweetest and most
honest person you'll meet. I do like to mingle, but if I'm
committed to you, I care about you more than anything in the world.
Im in the gym five or six days a week, lifting heavier weights than
you. I cook almost all my own food, and it is delicious. The beach
is my second home, I really enjoy long, sweat inducing hikes, and I
love football. I love kids, and they typically love me, probably
because I'm a kid at heart.
I believe you should appreciate everything in life, the little
things especially, because when you look back on those little
things, you'll realize that they were actually the big things. I'm
not looking for a hook up. I'm looking for my best friend. I want
someone to experience all the wonderful things life has to offer
and create memories with. I know what I want in life. I just want
someone to share it with.
Follow me on Instagram. @taylorerinwinchester
Maybe it'll help y'all see that I'm not trolling either, cause that
seems to be a common issue.
NEVER SKIP LEG DAY. If you don't even have a leg day, you lose.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Roughin' in the barracks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking cookies, giving massages, walking in heels, picking up heavy
things, putting down said heavy things, making people laugh, being
a lot stronger than I look, avoiding math at all costs, listening,
cuddling, and singing, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm always laughing. And you'll probably be able to see over the
top of my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Princess Bride, Game of Thrones, anything in the
romantic comedy genre, and The Count of Monte Cristo.
Movies: I tend to have pretty bad taste in movies. I like anything
with a happy ending or lots of animals. Code word: shenanigans! Use
it so I know you read all of this. I do like when the bad guys in
movies die though. Makes me giggle. Is that slightly psychopathic?
I don't think so. It is also required that you tolerate references
from both Pride and Prejudice and The Princess Bride; even better
if you understand/laugh at them.
Shows: Anything that makes me laugh or think. Or both. I figure out
crime shows about a quarter of the way through 90% of the
Music: I love country music. And Ed Sheeran. He's probably my
favorite. But I also thoroughly enjoy hardcore rock and old school
FOOOOOOOOOOOD: I love food. End of story.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Heavy things to lift
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, and what I want out of life. And squats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wreaking havoc or laying in bed, eating beef jerky. It could go
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's a good chance that I deadlift more than you. And I don't
drive. And neither of those things are at all private, so that
probably tells you something private about me on its own.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you actually read all that shit up there, I commend you and I
appreciate it. If what you now know about me doesn't tell you
anything about what I'm attracted to and am looking for, here's a
Gentlemanly (but not gentle; there's a difference)
Heads up, you're probably going to have to do a little better than
"hey, how are you? I'm blahblahblah." Beeeeeeecaaaaause
My first though when I read half he messages I get?
"God, people are dumb." If you're not gonna read my profile, I'm
not gonna respond to your message. It's that simple.
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