If you message me without reading my profile, I won't message you back.
Hey y'all! I'm Taylor. I'm 21. I'm kind of the coolest person ever. No big deal. Hahaha, no, I'm kidding. Anyways, I'm from Los Angeles, unfortunately. I'm looking for a moose. A man would be too unoriginal. A true man is also a rather uncommon species. Moving on, there are some things you should know. I'm as loyal and protective as a dog, and if you get me mad, I do bite. Literally and figuratively. If you have any personality complexes, just move along. (Unless you're like me and just think you're substantially funnier than 75% of people you meet. I will probably laugh harder at my own jokes than yours. Don't take it personally.)
But enough with scaring you out of talking to me. I'm funny and sarcastic and witty. I'm kind of the most random person ever. I'm really easy-going and calm unless you give me sugar. Then I revert back to the ways of a 7 year old. I'm also the sweetest and most honest person you'll meet. I do like to mingle, but if I'm committed to you, I care about you more than anything in the world. Im in the gym five or six days a week, lifting heavier weights than you. I cook almost all my own food, and it is delicious. The beach is my second home, I really enjoy long, sweat inducing hikes, and I love football. I love kids, and they typically love me, probably because I'm a kid at heart.
I believe you should appreciate everything in life, the little things especially, because when you look back on those little things, you'll realize that they were actually the big things. I'm not looking for a hook up. I'm looking for my best friend. I want someone to experience all the wonderful things life has to offer and create memories with. I know what I want in life. I just want someone to share it with.
Follow me on Instagram. @taylorerinwinchester
Maybe it'll help y'all see that I'm not trolling either, cause that seems to be a common issue.
NEVER SKIP LEG DAY. If you don't even have a leg day, I'm judging you.