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teddybearbby

21 Pensacola, FL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So apparently this needs to be the first thing on my profile as well as one of the last. How annoying.

If you message me without reading my profile, I won't message you back.

Proceed.

Hey y'all! I'm Taylor. I'm 21. I'm kind of the coolest person ever. No big deal. Hahaha, no, I'm kidding. Anyways, I'm from Los Angeles, unfortunately. I'm looking for a moose. A man would be too unoriginal. A true man is also a rather uncommon species. Moving on, there are some things you should know. I'm as loyal and protective as a dog, and if you get me mad, I do bite. Literally and figuratively. If you have any personality complexes, just move along. (Unless you're like me and just think you're substantially funnier than 75% of people you meet. I will probably laugh harder at my own jokes than yours. Don't take it personally.)

But enough with scaring you out of talking to me. I'm funny and sarcastic and witty. I'm kind of the most random person ever. I'm really easy-going and calm unless you give me sugar. Then I revert back to the ways of a 7 year old. I'm also the sweetest and most honest person you'll meet. I do like to mingle, but if I'm committed to you, I care about you more than anything in the world. Im in the gym five or six days a week, lifting heavier weights than you. I cook almost all my own food, and it is delicious. The beach is my second home, I really enjoy long, sweat inducing hikes, and I love football. I love kids, and they typically love me, probably because I'm a kid at heart.

I believe you should appreciate everything in life, the little things especially, because when you look back on those little things, you'll realize that they were actually the big things. I'm not looking for a hook up. I'm looking for my best friend. I want someone to experience all the wonderful things life has to offer and create memories with. I know what I want in life. I just want someone to share it with.

Follow me on Instagram. @taylorerinwinchester
Maybe it'll help y'all see that I'm not trolling either, cause that seems to be a common issue.

NEVER SKIP LEG DAY. If you don't even have a leg day, you lose.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it up in Pensacola.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking cookies, giving massages, walking in heels, picking up heavy things, putting down said heavy things, making people laugh, being a lot stronger than I look, avoiding math at all costs, listening, cuddling, and singing, but only in the shower. Everyone has a fantastic singing voice in the shower.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm always laughing. And you'll probably be able to see over the top of my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Princess Bride, Game of Thrones, anything in the romantic comedy genre, and The Count of Monte Cristo.

Movies: I tend to have pretty bad taste in movies. I like anything with a happy ending or lots of animals. Code word: shenanigans! Use it so I know you read all of this. I do like when the bad guys in movies die though. Makes me giggle. Is that slightly psychopathic? I don't think so. It is also required that you tolerate references from both Pride and Prejudice and The Princess Bride; even better if you understand/laugh at them.

Shows: Anything that makes me laugh or think. Or both. I figure out crime shows about a quarter of the way through 90% of the time.

Music: I love country music. That's probably my favorite. But I also thoroughly enjoy hardcore rock and old school rap.

FOOOOOOOOOOOD: I love food. End of story.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The ocean
Love
Laughter
Good food
Good company
Heavy things to lift
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, and what I want out of life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wreaking havoc or laying in bed, eating beef jerky. It could go either way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's a good chance that I deadlift more than you. And I don't drive. And neither of those things are at all private, so that probably tells you something private about me on its own.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you actually read all that shit up there, I commend you and I appreciate it. If what you now know about me doesn't tell you anything about what I'm attracted to and am looking for, here's a summary:
Smart
Kind
Honest
Loyal
Funny
Tall
Adventurous
Gentlemanly (but not gentle; there's a difference)
No bullshit

Heads up, you're probably going to have to do a little better than "hey, how are you? I'm blahblahblah." Beeeeeeecaaaaause
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My first though when I read half he messages I get?
"God, people are dumb." If you're not gonna read my profile, I'm not gonna respond to your message. It's that simple.