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33 M Saint Paul, MN

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
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Relationship Type
Has kids

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My self-summary
I've been told my name should be Teddy. I regretfully inform you that it is not.

A little about me... I'm a single dad (50/50), thus my time is generally given to building better futures and doing the laundry... dishes, dusting, play dates... but certainly not dating... I've tried, but I end up shooting myself in my romanticfoot out of some sort of martyrdom/thisisjusttoomuchrightnowdom. It would be nice to have some semblance of fun now that I have a little time for it.

Still... I'm definitely the kind of fella who doesn't much understand let alone particularly like this kind of awkward and formal online dating malarkey. I'm much more apt to try to make some genuine and gentlemanly connections, acquaintances, and friendships. If something is sparking then I'll hold a candle to it... then some kindling... firewood... and finally the world!

That was awkward.

I would really like to find an awesome gal with whom to have fun adventuretimes and with whom I could feel young and free and full of life.

Oh, gosh... I am like 80 years in my soul. Who am I kidding?!
What I’m doing with my life
Raising two lovely girls, reinventing the world online one interaction at a time, and fashioning a community of invisible friends.

I'm an interactive designer at an ad agency, so fyi I'm a pretty cool dude. At least, well... that's what I tell myself.

In my first life I was the director of an Alzheimer's care unit.
I’m really good at
Curing all that ails ya with apple cider vinegar.
The first things people usually notice about me
They think I'm Kent Hrbek. Every time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised by Wolves, Emily Bronte, George Orwell, Bill Waterson, Jeffrey Eugenides, Alice Walker, Vonnegut of course, classics, stuff on branding, usability, neuromarketing, design stuff, etc.

Movies + Shows
Breaking Bad, The Golden Girls, The Office, The Colbert Report, Parks and Rec & Star Trek TNG. I've been getting into The Voice lately only because my mother got my girls into it... These shows all just remind me of Star Search and that makes me miss Ed McMahon. I like movies like What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, It's a Wonderful Life, Harold and Maude, Best in Show, documentaries, mockumentaries, musicals...

Andy Kaufman. He is my muse. I love him.

This masterpiece: The Ecstasy of Gold by Ennio Morricone

I am told that I listen to a lot of awkward old man music.

Thai food, fruit smoothies, avocados, sushi, raw ginger, lots and lots of cottage and or also stringed cheese.
The six things I could never do without
My baby Mc.Dabies
Exercising body and mind
White space
Super heros
My button maker & button makin' skillz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the blast I wasn't born an insect. And how?! They are so many. We are so few.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a party with Netflix!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You can compliment me without being me. This match shit is so creepy like I am so damn turned on by getting with myself. Ick! ICK! God gross. I am so incredibly not hot for me.

You're a single mom.

You want to get your butt kicked at scrabble.