Ted Mosby is a jerk to women. How else would you explain nine seasons of questionable sexual conquests, which he then narrates to his children? Also, does anyone find it weird that middle aged Ted (played by Josh Radnor) grows up to sound like Bob Saget?
I can take a literal and figurative punch in the face.
I'm on a hunt for the best brunch in the world. I'll let you know when I find it.
I love quotes so here is one of my favorites:
"Everyone suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known."
Honorable mention from the same source:
“I'm thirty. I'm five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor."