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teenageschizoid

36 M Norfolk, VA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."
-Willy Wonka

My name's Andy. I have an art degree from VCU. I do illustration, graphic design, web design, fine art, and I teach painting, as well as working as a contractor on Navy ships.

I think of art as my first language and English as my second. In other words, I find it easier and more natural to communicate with pictures than with words. As I get more funds and space, I envision taking up bigger projects, like those crazy old men you read about in the newspaper who filled their backyard with 30 foot tire sculptures of the Virgin Mary and stuff. Only hopefully I won't go crazy or get old before I can accomplish this.

Though art is my passion, I dig balance and I do enjoy a variety of activities. I'm very fit, though I don't think a lot about fitness. It's just a side effect of my job and being really active.

I really strive to emulate the lifestyles of the great artists and thinkers I admire, who I'm sure never sat around bored or waiting for something to happen. Life is a constant race against time to create, learn, improve, discover, love, laugh, and experience as much as possible before you die.

You can find out a lot more about me (probably more than you'll ever want to know) by checking out the questions I've answered. I seem to be just about the only one on this site who actually gives explanations for each answer.

I have a six year old daughter who does not live with me, but I see her regularly. She is very sweet and very clever.

"A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men."
-Willy Wonka
What I’m doing with my life
Work, art, photography, writing, swimming, biking, occasional eating and sleeping.
I’m really good at
Most of the things listed above. But there's always room for improvement.
The first things people usually notice about me
My nuanced stance on socioeconomics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My favorite author of all time is Dr. Seuss. Very few people in history have said so much with so few words.

Movies: Ones with really strong visual appeal, and I'm not talking about big-budget effects and explosions. Tim Burton (especially the early stuff; he's getting a bit repetitive), Guillermo del Toro, Ray Harryhausen, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, older Disney stuff, Anime, sci-fi/fantasy. Anything thought-provoking or inspiring. I love the kind of movies where you walk out of the theater and resolve to change something about your life. For example after I saw 300 I wanted to start doing more sit-ups.

Music: Bob Dylan's my all-time favorite. His work and lyrics have the same kind of presence in my life that a close friend would.

"The ghost of Electricity howls in the bones of her face..."

Also The Beatles, Arcade Fire, Smashing Pumpkins, Beck, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Sunny Day Real Estate, Meat Puppets, Led Zeppelin, Beastie Boys, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Neutral Milk Hotel, The White Stripes, Bjork, The Sugarcubes, The Pogues, Shane MacGowan, Jimi Hendrix, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, David Bowie, The Cars, Queen, The Connells, Elvis, Weird Al Yankovic, Alice Cooper, Counting Crows, The Deftones, The Cruxshadows, The Cure, Danzig, Dragonforce, Ritchie Valens, Nick Drake, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Blondie, Depeche Mode, The Doors, Duran Duran, New Order, Billy Idol, Echo and the Bunnymen, Danny Elfman, Eminem, The Flaming Lips, Rancid, Flogging Molly, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Green Day, Ryan Adams, Joan Baez, The Clash, Cowboy Junkies, Guns N' Roses, Grateful Dead, Son House, INXS, Iron Maiden, Living Colour, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bob Marley, Dave Matthews Band, Metallica, Midnight Oil, The Misfits, Ben Kweller, Morrissey, Van Morrison, Nirvana, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Oasis, Oingo Boingo, Buddy Holly, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Public Image Limited, Rage Against the Machine, The Ramones, R.E.M., Johnny Cash, Marty Robbins, Rolling Stones, Shaggy, The Modern Lovers, The Shins, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Smiths, Soundgarden, Ralph Stanley, Cat Stevens, Stone Temple Pilots, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, The Sundays, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, U2, Van Halen, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, Doobie Brothers, Velvet Underground, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Tom Waits, Voltaire, Wesley Willis, Jimmy Cliff, White Zombie, Wu-Tang Clan, Rob Zombie, Avenged Sevenfold, Leonard Cohen, CSN&Y, Allman Brothers, AC/DC. I'm always looking for new good stuff.

Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Air, food, water, shelter, sleep, socks
On a typical Friday night I am
Arranging matchsticks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I get drinks at fast food restaurants I always push in all the buttons on the lids.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're pinned under a rock in a remote wilderness and need help. As long as you've got huge boobs, a dating site will probably get you a faster response than 911.