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teflonduck

42 M Cypress, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sanskrit (Poorly), Swahili (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love to laugh. My nickname here... Teflon Duck is something I
came up with a couple years ago. It may sound silly but I had a lot
of drama in my life so I adopted a philosophy... I was thinking
"Like water off a duck's back" Well if water doesn't stick to a
duck... then what if we coated the duck in teflon... then nothing
would stick. The idea though is don't let anything negative stick
when it hits you... just let it roll off. And if you want something
good to stick, then take it inside to your heart.
I’m really good at
Massage. Mostly back and scalp... and yeah I'm serious... I
was gifted with some intuitive hands which I am thankful for. They even earned me a scholarship back in college!
I'm also a BASF er. I don't make the things... I just make 'em better. And I'm not too shabby at making up songs... mostly based on existing songs but not always parodies. So I can write the songs I just can't sing them. I recently wrote a happy birthday song to my niece during the course of the dinner to the tune of "Rawhide".
Making connections between ideas.
The first things people usually notice about me
Heck if I know. If I'm laughing then I'd probably say my laugh.. I love to laugh. The sides of my mouth upturn into a natural grin. My eyes usually look like I'm thinking about something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Bible, Stranger in a Strange Land. Odd Thomas(almost anything Koontz since he is not so much about horror and suspense as he is about hope, love and good food). To be fair almost any best selling author relies on the ability to describe a good meal.
Movie: The Fifth Element... except for the high pitched screaming.
Miller's Crossing, Pulp Fiction, The Wedding Singer, Moulin Rouge
(if it is cut off by chapter 32), Amelie, La Femme Nikita(original french, subtitled),Fight Club, 50 first dates,

Shows: I used to be a TV addict... I've mostly stopped watching.
What I used to watch regularly and may watch again if I get the
series on dvd and just have a day to marathon watch: How I met your
mother, the Big Bang Theory, White Collar, Leverage, The Walking
Dead, Mad Men, Shameless, Californication, Weeds, Blue Bloods,
almost anything CSI or L&O, Community, 30 Rock, Castle, DWTS,
Rizzoli & Isles, NCIS, Burn Notice. Buffy, Angel, Firefly,
Bones. Did I mention I used to be a hermit? Now I rarely get
more than an hour to watch TV.

Music: The favorite changes daily as to how I feel... I don't
discount any type of music. I like to play Bolero in my head when
I'm doing a task. Am I the only one that wakes up with music in
their head?
Kate Bush, Bjork, Bach, Garbage, Johnny Cash, James Durbin and almost any music that has actual emotion behind it. I just found something out... I don't do empty music.

Food: Tamales covered in queso, ribs that are messy, lasagna that
has been made with red wine in the sauce and left overnight in the
fridge. Honey Nut Cheerios. Fish. Mac n Cheese. Curry. My staples are comfort foods BUT I'd be willing to explore the wide world of other cuisines with someone. I mean, if I'm going to eat a pepper that lights my hairs on fire and makes me sweat almost every drop of water out of my body there better be somebody there I love to laugh and take pictures.
The six things I could never do without
My own personal Jesus.
Laughter
Love
Dreams
Thought (I do not think..therefore I'm not).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the heck I can learn from what just happened.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym or at home listening to something like a TED talk. _________.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I would like a pair of shoes in my size that have pop out roller skate wheels.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have love and laughter in your heart above all else.
You are looking for Mr. Right not Mr. Right Now.