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tehCoolNerd

25 Cherry Hill, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Japanese (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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New Jersey, 12/25-12/30, then back to Los Angeles

Update: Just sold a cosplay for major bucks.
Update: Getting better at the unicycle.

I'm a sharp-witted silver-tongued bastard.
I love trying new things and nerding out:
programming, pole-dancing, unicycling, dungeons and dragons, cartoons, handstand races, cosplay, making music, barbershop quartets, 80's movies, disco, breakdancing, sewing, fiberglass, 3D art and animation, surfing, volleyball, oil painting, video games and board games, tap dancing, anime, kung fu...

== What I'm looking for ==
What I'd most like to find right now is a lady who is pretty and witty. I want someone I can be crazy about and someone who's crazy about me. I'm not looking to impress anyone and I'm not looking to be impressed. I just want someone who I can feel comfortable with. If that sounds good to you, message me and let's see what happens.

But ALSO: I like to make friends! So message me, anyway.
Looking for friendship? Message me!
Looking for casual sex? Message me!
Looking for both? Message me!
Looking for something more serious? Message me!
What I’m doing with my life
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Sorting it all out.
Currently, I teach game design. Ask me about ludo-narrative dissonance!

Types of things I've done for dough:
Programming
Composing for animation
Filmmaking/vfx
Costume design
Teaching
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Referencing decades-old pop culture.
Playing songs and replacing the lyrics with terrible puns.
Having every kind of tea.

Also I'm pretty good at the Major-General's song.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
playful sass-master
boundless childlike energy
terrible punmanship
critic and skeptic and optimist
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ringworld
The Graveyard Book
Ender's Game
Contact Harvest

Buckaroo Banzai
Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
The Last Starfighter

House of Cards
Hercules: The Legendary Journey
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Party Down
Kill La Kill
Mr. Show

The Beatles
Beach Boys
Billy Joel
the pillows
Jonathan Coulton
Duran Duran
Van Halen
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Barbershop Quartets
Super Sentai
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
thinking time of lot a spend I
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dancing, boardgames, mario kart, karaoke, piano bars, netflix, midnight movie madness, costume parties, acapella
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love Princess Tutu.
You should message me if
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You feel like taking the initiative.
You don't have gender-based expectations.
You're a good communicator.
You know the difference between 'serious' and 'solemn'.
You're cool with polyamory.

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