Update: Getting better at the unicycle.
I'm a sharp-witted silver-tongued bastard.
I love trying new things and nerding out:
programming, pole-dancing, unicycling, dungeons and dragons, cartoons, handstand races, cosplay, making music, barbershop quartets, 80's movies, disco, breakdancing, sewing, fiberglass, 3D art and animation, surfing, volleyball, oil painting, video games and board games, tap dancing, anime, kung fu...
== What I'm looking for ==
What I'd most like to find right now is a lady who is pretty and witty. I want someone I can be crazy about and someone who's crazy about me. I'm not looking to impress anyone and I'm not looking to be impressed. I just want someone who I can feel comfortable with. If that sounds good to you, message me and let's see what happens.
But ALSO: I like to make friends! So message me, anyway.
Looking for friendship? Message me!
Looking for casual sex? Message me!
Looking for both? Message me!
Looking for something more serious? Message me!