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teh_n00b

29 F Akron, OH

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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All I want is to kick back, shoot the breeze, share a laugh, and see where it leads.
What I’m doing with my life
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I take every travel opportunity I can, even if it's just to somewhere that's around the corner. Sometimes I run, sometimes I play the violin, sometimes I make jewelry, sometimes I read Latin American literature. Sometimes I just lie in bed and dream macabre dreams that could be their own collection of tales if they made any sense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding a brighter side. This might make me an optimist, or it might simply mean that reality isn't actually as grim as it sometimes seems.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Startling charisma... and the inability to keep a straight face. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Hobbit, Niebla, anything with an unexpected ending.

Movies: Pan's Labyrinth, Super Troopers, and any and all of the work of Quentin Tarantino, Mel Brooks, The Coen Brothers, Stanley Kubrick, and Alfred Hitchcock.

Shows: Wayne's World

Music: The Mars Volta, Regina Spektor, The Beatles, Br& New, M.I.A., random metal influences, and more classical music than even I can wrap my head around. Also, Romeo Santos and modern Latin and popular music have consumed my soul.

Food: tomatoes, potatoes, avocados, Indian, sushi, and (randomly) Soljanka.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are good friends, well-timed jokes, a unique pair of handmade earrings, my family, H20, and scope for the imagination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what it means to truly value other people, and what it takes for that connection to happen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to fend off boredom in northeast Ohio... no small feat, but I always manage it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.
You should message me if
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you like what you see. Pure and simple.