tehjoue
24 Boca Raton, FL
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My self-summary
Hi im phill.... Unless its tuesday in which im not...

I am a Unicorn Potatomancer Poopsmith extraordinaire ...

I really like potatoes and am pretty good at working with them...

one of my close friends once said to me that "i make weird look normal"

I feel that i should also inform you that i am immortal thanks to denial....welll that and im pretty sure ive got enough preservatives in me to keep me alive forever...

Im just a number two, looking for my fon fon ru... Always second in command, just looking for a plan...
What I’m doing with my life
not being a human... and making my skin more colorful... im currently a toolmaker apprentice/ machinist
I’m really good at
consuming caffine/ drinking mountain dew.....im pretty good with cellphones and tablets and well anything google... Also coming up with ridonculous DND character ideas..
The first things people usually notice about me
my chops...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
favortie books is A Clockwork Orange i also like the movie. i dont have as much time as i would like to have to read. My other favorite movie is I'm a cyborg but that's okay. And I'm also a big fan of the vengence trilogy...

i like all types of music. i listen to a decent chunk of nerdcore, um on any given day im not sure what kinda music i will listen to
The six things I could never do without
Potatoes
Waffles
Catsnake
Computer
Vidya games
Star (insert other half of title here)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything and nothing
i look like im in deep thought alot of the time, but you will never know unless you can actually read my mind
what type of potatoes i want to eat next
the next tattoo i wanna get...
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably picking flowers and catching butterfly's...
or working on my computer cause its a poopsmith and needs to be worked on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This section is being worked on....

FUCK YEAH POTATOS!!! Also im half decent at yoyos...

Girl i like you so much ima kidnap you so you get stockholm syndrome ~_^
You should message me if
first off if you want to
if you think i sound like a cool person or something like that
if you need someone to talk to i love to pretend ima therapist and have gotten pretty good at it :)
also if you like someone to go on adventures with i live for stories as i said and i love adventures.
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