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tehjoue

23 M Boca Raton, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
best description of me is a hippie with nerd tendencies who lives his, my life for the stories the good and the bad. i have some pretty good ones now but i want more and more friends to make em with.

Also hi im phill.... Unless its tuesday in which im not...

one of my close friends once said to me that "i make weird look normal"

I feel that i should also inform you that i am immortal thanks to denial....welll that and im pretty sure ive got enough preservatives in me to keep me alive forever...

Im just a number two, looking for my fon fon ru... Always second in command, just looking for a plan...

I may not always look happy i infact may look depressed but you should never worry about me because of my disposition...
What I’m doing with my life
not being a human... and making my skin more colorful... Starting a tech program in the fall so I can make something of these hands I got...
I’m really good at
consuming caffine/ drinking mountain dew.....im pretty good with cellphones AMD tablets AMD well anything google... Also coming up with ridonculous DND character ideas..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
favortie books is A Clockwork Orange i also like the movie. i dont have as much time as i would like to have to read. My other favorite movie is I'm a cyborg but that's okay. And I'm also a big fan of the vengence trilogy...

i like all types of music. my favorite band is tatu, sadface that they are now broken up. i love music from the 60's and the 80's. im into this stuff called nerdcore.
The six things I could never do without
Love
Cartoons
Animals
My Friends
Tablet
Vidya games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything and nothing
i look like im in deep thought alot of the time, but you will never know unless you can actually read my mind
and if you can read my mind thats awesome and i defiantly wanna be your friend
the next tattoo i wanna get...
On a typical Friday night I am
if im not working, im most likely hanging out with my friends where we are most likely play DnD
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This section is being worked on....

FUCK YEAH POTATOS!!! Also im half decent at yoyos...

That my cock just died and ild like to know if i could bury it in your ass...

Girl i like you so much ima kidnap you so you get stockholm syndrome ~_^
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
first off if you want to
if you think i sound like a cool person or something like that
if you need someone to talk to i love to pretend ima therapist and have gotten pretty good at it :)
also if you like someone to go on adventures with i live for stories as i said and i love adventures.