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24 Boca Raton, FL Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:18pm
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi im phill.... Unless its tuesday in which im not...

I am a Unicorn Potatomancer Poopsmith extraordinaire ...

I really like potatoes and am pretty good at working with them...

one of my close friends once said to me that "i make weird look normal"

I feel that i should also inform you that i am immortal thanks to denial....welll that and im pretty sure ive got enough preservatives in me to keep me alive forever...

Im just a number two, looking for my fon fon ru... Always second in command, just looking for a plan...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
not being a human... and making my skin more colorful... im currently a toolmaker apprentice/ machinist
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
consuming caffine/ drinking mountain pretty good with cellphones and tablets and well anything google... Also coming up with ridonculous DND character ideas..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my chops...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favortie books is A Clockwork Orange i also like the movie. i dont have as much time as i would like to have to read. My other favorite movie is I'm a cyborg but that's okay. And I'm also a big fan of the vengence trilogy...

i like all types of music. i listen to a decent chunk of nerdcore, um on any given day im not sure what kinda music i will listen to
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vidya games
Star (insert other half of title here)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything and nothing
i look like im in deep thought alot of the time, but you will never know unless you can actually read my mind
what type of potatoes i want to eat next
the next tattoo i wanna get...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably picking flowers and catching butterfly's...
or working on my computer cause its a poopsmith and needs to be worked on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This section is being worked on....

FUCK YEAH POTATOS!!! Also im half decent at yoyos...

Girl i like you so much ima kidnap you so you get stockholm syndrome ~_^
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
first off if you want to
if you think i sound like a cool person or something like that
if you need someone to talk to i love to pretend ima therapist and have gotten pretty good at it :)
also if you like someone to go on adventures with i live for stories as i said and i love adventures.