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telefunk

29 Bolton, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 16, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Adam, and I'm- oh, I really cannot be arsed with making this all long and enticing sounding. Seriously. I'm just a reasonably dashing chap with an unhealthy interest in music, fashion and modern art. Yeah, I like being deliberately different - most of the time.

I suppose I'm alright, really.

I am Circle, Square, and Triangle
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing at being a stylist at work. Not doing that well at it. Or not being camp enough, who knows?

And realistically, working towards being a company fashion buyer - because 'person who picks the clothes that get sold in the stores' is a bit of a mouthful, really.

Oh, and being a DJ too. Dunno where that fits in at the moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Supposedly advising/gently coercing people on what to wear/buy off me. Yeah, I'm turning into a right little fashionista bitch. Whilst still being straight.

And always having some sarcastic/cynical quip to give someone a laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, and if I'm at work, perhaps some statement of varying admiration on one or more items of clothing on my person/general statement about my dress sense, usually along the line of being 'slick' or 'cool'.

I once wore a bowtie in some sort of london hipster irony and got called cute. Twice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music:

Crystal Castles, Ali Love, Black Dice, The Strokes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bonde Do Role, Bloc Party, Boys Noize, Busy P, Cazals, Chromeo, Joy Division, Television, Clor, CSS, The Rapture, Daft Punk, David E. Sugar, The New York Dolls, The Velvet Underground, Kid Carpet, Digitalism, Dionne Warwick, DJ Mehdi, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, Etienne De Crecy, Fischerspooner, Marvin Gaye, Foals, The Temptations, James Brown, Friendly Fires, The KLF, Fujiya & Miyagi, Billie Holiday, Goose, De La Soul, Dead Prez, Public Enemy, Hot Chip, KRS One, JME, Nas, Kanye West, Dizzee Rascal, Roots Manuva, Slick Rick, Eric B and Rakim, The Juan Maclean, Justice, Kavinsky, Klaxons, The Knife, Late Of The Pier, Hercules And Love Affair, MSTRKRFT, LCD Soundsystem, Lo-Fi-Fnk, Metronomy, Midnight Juggernauts, Mr.Oizo, Uffie, NWA, New Young Pony Club, Tiga, Patrick Wolf, Pet Shop Boys, Prinzhorn Dance School, SebastiAn, Shitdisco, Simian Mobile Disco, South Central, Spank Rock, The Teenagers, These New Puritans, To My Boy, Van She, Vicarious Bliss, Whitey, Wiley, Zongamin, HEALTH, ESG, Matt Monro, Roy Orbison, Gang Gang Dance, Breakbot, Beyond The Wizard's Sleeve, Liquid Liquid, Sebastien Tellier

Books:

iD, Pop, SUPER SUPER, Dazed and Confused, Sneaker Freaker, Vice

Film:

North By Northwest, Blue Velvet, Blow-up, Get Carter, Scarface, The Wild Bunch, L'eclisse, Irréversible, Performance, Control

Labels:

Raf Simons, Balenciaga, Alexander McQueen, CassettePlaya, Jean Charles De Castelbajac, Comme Des Garcons, Marc by Marc Jacobs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music.

Oxygen.

Kissing.

Sex.

Money.

Friends.

Uncomplication makes for an easier life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tracklists for numerous imaginary mixtapes//and only getting as far as doing them as ipod playlists//planning out outfits to wear in advance//Yes, I'm serious//And no, I'm not ashamed//setlists for Dj mixes of (hipster friendly electro disasters/obscure 1980's soul/dance classics)//going window shopping for clothes//knowing that I'm not rich//not now and possibly not ever. Meh, such is life//being happy with photos of me, taken by myself//not being happy with photos of me, not taken by myself//wondering what other people think//watching random shite on youtube//being fucking SCARED of wasps//finding my happy ending//or at least a happy medium of fulfilment and wistful dissapointments//Semi-realistic futures//You.//But not that much. Don't flatter yourself ;P //
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On the internet? You must be joking. Hahahaha, etc, etc.
You should message me if
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you want. No, srsly. I'm really not that arsed over who writes to me.

...

Although admittedly, if you're female, that improves your chances of getting a reply back. But only a little.

At least I'm honest.