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teleportbanana

30 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly), Danish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Yello! I'm a recent pol-sci graduate that works to live, travel and dine. I love my friends, love my dog and enjoy my lovely family in doses. I'd like to put myself out there to meet new people and perhaps find someone to share my life with.
What I’m doing with my life
Never thought I would say that I love working in the tech industry.
On the side, I'm trying out trampoline dodge-ball to let out some steam and creative writing because I`m terrible at math.
I’m really good at
Biking to places, designing Helium satellite balloons, counting to 20 in Japanese, cooking dishes I've already mastered and taking my beast for a good run in the park.
The first things people usually notice about me
My appetite?
Probably my Ms. America smile & Charlize Theron body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't discriminate when it comes to food. I love all food as long as its prepared well....and I'll try anything once.

Movies that I could watch again: Stranger than Fiction, Memento, Fight Club, Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio, V for Vendetta and Ace Ventura! Home Alone+Die Hard+Love Actually+The Holiday are watchable every December.

Shows I love: Six Feet Under, Joss Whedon's Buffy, Downtown Abbey and recently, Stargate (when I'm in the mood).

Shows I consume: Boardwalk Empire, Californication, Game of Thrones, Mercer Report, Girls, True Blood, Big Bang, Walking Dead, NOVA...bc I'm not going to write Dance Moms, South Beach Tow & Pretty Little Liars.

As for music, I like Florence & the Machine, Mumford & Sons Alex Clare most of what I hear on the Edge.

Authors I enjoy are Christopher Moore, Gabriel Garcia Marquez & John Steinbeck. Books incl. Animal Farm, Life of Pi, Gatsby, Memoirs of a Geisha and The Poisonwood Bible have a home on my shelf. Right now I'm getting through the original version of Johnny Come Home by Jake Arnott.
The six things I could never do without
Telescope,
Music,
Journal,
Bike,
Good set of cooking knives,
Glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The weekend,
Space and the cosmos,
pranking gullible co-workers,
the Welfare State,
...and other things intellectual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with people having a beer and enjoying live music or old school roller skating if I'm feeling brave ... Or likely at home watching a flick with my crazy neighbours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cannot carry a tune unless I'm in the shower.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you can entertain me and think I would entertain you!