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tell_me_a_fable

29 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 8
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

"Never resist a sentence you like, in which language takes its own pleasure and in which, after having abused it for so long, you are stupefied by its innocence. "

I am a proud dice-rolling Browncoat that knows Han shot first, an anatomy junky, and nerd extraordinaire.

I am in a wonderful open relationship with my primary Capt_Yossarian. I am pansexual, queer, and find brains more important than what's between the legs, if you catch my drift.

Now, before you get all excited because I sound just that awesome, after a really awful experience I'm no longer dating people, at least for now. I'm happy to make new friends and gaming companions, but I'm a little gun shy and have no intention of seeing anyone new. Thanks for understanding.

Nerd – I like role playing games, like, the table top kind. I spend a lot of time at game, writing for game, and learning new systems. I like comic books (sometimes), video games (a lot of times), board games (all the times), and generally enjoy (with heavy criticism) nerd culture. I like lit theory and political theory and philosophy. I recently fell in love with science, especially medical science, and anatomy.

Hippy-vegan-weirdo-type – I’m not, mostly. I don’t eat meat or dairy. I give a shit about the planet and my foot print. I do bathtub laundry, try to buy organic when I can afford it, and will walk rather than TTC. I won’t tell you what to do with your life, and I expect the same from you.

Idle hands – I can’t sit still. This means I’m usually knitting. Or sewing. Or reading. Or playing a video game. I really enjoy knitting and crafting, and love hanging out with crafty people. I love teaching and learning new things, and am always up for a challenge.

Health Challenge! – As you can see I’m on the heavy side. I quit smoking (huzzah!) a year ago (thanks!) and put on a bunch of weight after. I was already heavy before and this pushed me into a very unhealthy weight. Now I’m eating better, exercising, and trying to become a more active and healthy person. If you’re patient and okay with that, awesome! If not, that’s okay too. But move along then.

What I'm looking for: Conversation, ideas, thoughts, exchanged interpretations, a spark, a connection, something to light up in the dark. I have great friends, I could always use more.

Warning: I'm a feminist. I mean it. And I'm easily offended. If you're the kind of person who believes that sexist, racist, objectifying, or offensive jokes are funny, we aren't going to get along. You can stay in your corner and I'll stay in mine and everything will be fine. But seriously. Don't test it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

I'm trying to figure out who I am and all that I will be. It's an on-going project. I'll let you know how it turns out.

Things of note:
- I'm a new RMT, cranial sacral therapist, and I practice reki sometimes.
- I'm a doula, or a labour support person, so sometimes I disappear to go to a birth, meaning my schedule can be unpredictable and I am on call
- I'm thinking of becoming a mom soon
- I got arrested a couple years ago at G20 and that takes up some of time, because well, I'm still pissed about it (I don't want to hear your thoughts on it, though, honestly)
- I'm trying to get healthier
- I'm learning to cook again, and get more into vegan recipes
- I'm always knitting something, and I did learn crochet this year, like I said I would
- I'm often busy being a friend. I care about the people in my life, a lot, and will drop everything to help them.
- I just got over a cancer scare, and am re-examining my health and how I live my life
- I stopped eating meat and dairy this year. I stopped feeling sick all the time and stopped having migraines all the time. This is awesome.
- I'm often heard examining something in nerd culture with a critical eye. If you're the "not my toys!" type, we're not gonna get along.
- I'm starting to learn French this year (don't send me a message in French. Seriously.)
- I'd like to learn archery. If you can help with this, this is awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants.
Use it to get into their heads."

Top things I'm good at:
- Running role-playing games
- Cheering people up
- Giving a massage
- Being supportive

In my own life, I say I'm good at attracting bad luck and playing
ping-pong with insomnia. I'm not good at winning ping-pong,
however.

I'm unfortunately good at selling things. Mostly pet-food as of
late. But I guess that's a skill? Can I have a +4 to pet food
sales? (MinaMoogle says I can.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I always say perseverance is nine-tenths of any art--not that it's much help to be nine-tenths an artist, of course."

I will say the first thing people tend to notice about me, should they notice me, is that I exist.

Otherwise, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"I think that all the silence is worse than all the violence."

Books
Likes: Non-fiction, political science, philosophy, fairy tales, children's lit
Dislikes: Fantasy, science fiction, religion, fiction, romance, sexist crap
Top 3 Fiction: Sweetness in the Belly, The Last Unicorn, The White Bone

Movies
Likes: Fantasy, Science Fiction Horror, Horror, Documentaries, Dramas
Dislikes: Comedy (all of it), torture porn, sexist crap
Top 3: Jaws, The Last Unicorn, Labyrinth/Legend/Willow (you get the idea)

Shows
Likes: Same thing as movies, with the exception of some quirkier comedies
Dislikes: Same thing as movies, and all reality television, and most of television
Top 3: Most Doctor Who, Carnival, Better Off Ted

Music
I don't really like music. I don't dislike it either. We're just not really friends.

Food
Likes: Fruits, vegetables, Thai, Indian, Japanese, Ethiopian
Dislikes: American/Canadian, pub food, Mexican, Greek/Mediterranean
Top 3: Peanut curry (with tofu/veg), Hummus (all of it in my belly), Mangoes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
conversation
creativity
health
people (specifically my mom, my husband, and my best friends)
fingers (I really like fine motor skills)
fruit/veggies (I lurves them)

"I don't consider myself a pessimist. I think of a pessimist as someone who is waiting for it to rain. And I feel soaked to the skin."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
magic beans, talking animals, enchanted mirrors, granted wishes. Oh. And blue fairies.

Gait analysis and what's wrong with the people around me, especially when people watching.

Role playing games. Honestly. I love creating worlds and doing that kind of stuff.

My family, meaning my partner, my mom, my in-laws. I love them all and so I think about them.

My friends. See above.

Politics, world events, why people do the things they do, and why equality is such a difficult thing to achieve.

“Whether a thought is spoken or not it is a real thing and has powers of reality.”
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause."

a) rolling dice and knitting
b) ranting about politics, oppression, or other modern issues, not all of them first world
c) knitting and ranting
d) kicking ass at a video game
e) kicking ass at a board game
f) all of the above
g) none of the above: studying/palpating/giving a massage/practicing my techniques (yes, sometimes just on the dog)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't find any person sexually attractive unless they have something intelligent to say. Brains are sexy. It's all I crave.... in a less zombie way.

I won't add you to my facebook. I'm awful at geography. I will not text you to chat. I really like blabbering anatomy at people. I probably won't laugh at your jokes.

I will answer anything you ask me to. But I am brutally honest. So be ready.

"To survive this cultural urology you have to study alcohology."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you feel like it, obviously.

If you're unique, awesome, epic, or even if you fail hard, as long as you're fun and interesting, and think I'm fun and interesting, it'll be fine.

You are prepared for the zombie apocalypse and want to exchange plans for criticism and growth.

You have a useful skill you want to teach me, or there's something you want me to teach you.

You have an interesting book I should read.

You want to know my ravelry account.

You're bored. Cause that's valid.

You should *not* message me if:
- you're looking for a lady, like, in that old fashioned way. I'm not that girl.
- you want a girlfriend
- you want a free massage. Seriously. Go pay for one. Leave me alone.
- you want a free massage and for it to lead to sex. Fuck off.
- you like to make offensive jokes, have offensive views, or have a hard time when someone criticizes the things you like aka "Game of Thrones is sexist." "No it's not!" <--- that shit.
- you're under 22, because it's not gonna happen. Also anything between 25 - 22 is sketchy territory.
- you think "casual sex" means I'll fuck anyone. If I don't like you, I'm not gonna have sex with you. Geez.
- you're the kind of person who sees a girl gamer and says "That's hot!" or "Did your boyfriend bring you?" or you instantly hit on her
- if you think homosexuality is wrong, if you think everyone shouldn't be equal, if you think men should be the heads of their house, if women should be required to shave, if you ever start a sentence with "i'm not racist, but...", if you don't understand white privilege, if you don't understand or acknowledge rape culture, if you think walking down a street naked at 2 am drunk is "asking for it".... if you think anything is asking for it, if you think Stephen Harper is a good PM, if you don't know who Stephen Harper is, if you like to use the word Indian regarding people who aren't from India, if you have ever made a rape joke, if you regularly participate in benevolent sexism, if you don't know what benevolent sexism is, if you're willing to trade freedom for security, if you think the oil industry is good, if you think politics don't have anything to do with you, if you think God will save us, if you think I'm a sinner for being an atheist... or a sinner at all, if you question the existence of dinosaurs, if you like Twilight, if you don't know who Joss Whedon is (this one is negotiable)