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tellnotales

29 Newark, DE Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Cebuano (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm very logical and rational individual. But inside this crusty exterior lies a dude who likes to laugh at pictures of cats on the internet. For a good part of the day. While I'm working.

I do love all sorts of nerdy stuff. And I especially love lame jokes and bad puns.

I like getting myself into hilarious situations that are resolved in 30 minutes, with 2-3 commercial breaks.

And clearly I like the Muppets.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Usually on tour with my band. We're kind of underground so you've probably never heard of us. (I haven't heard of us)

I also once reprogrammed a Roomba robot (I'm a software developer, it's like a thing I do) to run around a room and hide behind corners, it would the pop out and play the James Bond theme song. Now sure if that should go in the most private thing I'd be willing to admit or not...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning new things. And making jokes at the worst time.

I'm also good at figuring things out. If something is broken I will figure out how to fix it.

Or I will break it more, so I hope you got that extended warranty the cashier kept trying to push on you. "Did you find everything you were looking for?"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have something ready to say most of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, R.A. Salvatore, Frank Herbert, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Arthur Conan Doyle, Christopher Moore, JRR Tolkien, George Martin, Paul Krugman.

Movies: The Hobbit, LotR, The Shawshank Redemption, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Waiting, Clerks, Wedding Crashers, Made, Iron Man, Star Wars 4-6, Dark Knight

I don't watch a lot of TV, most of the stuff I watch is usually online in between or while I'm doing other stuff.

TV stuff: Modern Family, Venture Bros, Avatar (Yes, that's right!), The Simpsons, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, That 70s Show!, Parks and Recreation, Game of Thrones

Favorite Artists: Nujabes, Flight of the Conchords, The Flaming Lips, Spoon, The White Stripes, Sea Wolf, Wolfmother, Weezer, DAFT PUNK, Gorillaz, MC Chris, Modest Mouse, Tenacious D, Queen, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Nirvana, Tom Waits, Moby, Parov Stelar (and too many more to list).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All I need is Coffee and Sarcasm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I like to imagine how I could have won an argument, hours after the fact. Or what I would do with super powers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually hanging out with friends, engaging in duels of sarcastic wit!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to cosplay. Dark times, friends.

That and I spend too much time on SomethingAwful or Reddit. But that kinda just comes with being a software developer I think.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are intrigued or interested. Or, you have a riddle. OR!! You want to talk about random silly stuff! Or maybe you have an awesome story you want to tell.

You want to argue about which was the better Star Trek series.