I'm very logical and rational individual. But inside this crusty exterior lies a dude who likes to laugh at pictures of cats on the internet. For a good part of the day. While I'm working.

I do love all sorts of nerdy stuff. And I especially love lame jokes and bad puns.

I like getting myself into hilarious situations that are resolved in 30 minutes, with 2-3 commercial breaks.

And clearly I like the Muppets.

Usually on tour with my band. We're kind of underground so you've probably never heard of us. (I haven't heard of us)

I also once reprogrammed a Roomba robot (I'm a software developer, it's like a thing I do) to run around a room and hide behind corners, it would the pop out and play the James Bond theme song. Now sure if that should go in the most private thing I'd be willing to admit or not...

Learning new things. And making jokes at the worst time.

I'm also good at figuring things out. If something is broken I will figure out how to fix it.

Or I will break it more, so I hope you got that extended warranty the cashier kept trying to push on you. "Did you find everything you were looking for?"

That I have something ready to say most of the time.

Favorite Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, R.A. Salvatore, Frank Herbert, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Arthur Conan Doyle, Christopher Moore, JRR Tolkien, George Martin (only just started!)

Movies: The Hobbit, LotR, The Shawshank Redemption, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Waiting, Clerks, Wedding Crashers, Made, Iron Man, Star Wars 4-6, Dark Knight

I don't watch a lot of TV, most of the stuff I watch is usually online in between or while I'm doing other stuff.

TV stuff: Modern Family, Venture Bros, Avatar (Yes, that's right!), The Simpsons, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, That 70s Show!, Parks and Recreation, Game of Thrones

Favorite Artists: Nujabes, Flight of the Conchords, The Flaming Lips, Spoon, The White Stripes, Sea Wolf, Wolfmother, Weezer, DAFT PUNK, Gorillaz, MC Chris, Modest Mouse, Tenacious D, Queen, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Nirvana, Tom Waits, Moby, Parov Stelar (and too many more to list).

All I need is Coffee and Sarcasm.

Sometimes I like to imagine how I could have won an argument, hours after the fact. Or what I would do with super powers.

Usually hanging out with friends, engaging in duels of sarcastic wit!

I used to cosplay. Dark times, friends.

That and I spend too much time on SomethingAwful or Reddit. But that kinda just comes with being a software developer I think.

If you are intrigued or interested. Or, you have a riddle. OR!! You want to talk about random silly stuff! Or maybe you have an awesome story you want to tell.

You want to argue about which was the better Star Trek series.