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tellnotales

29 M Newark, DE

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Cebuano (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm very logical and rational individual. But inside this crusty exterior lies a dude who likes to laugh at pictures of cats on the internet. For a good part of the day. While I'm working.

I do love all sorts of nerdy stuff. And I especially love lame jokes and bad puns.

I like getting myself into hilarious situations that are resolved in 30 minutes, with 2-3 commercial breaks.

And clearly I like the Muppets.
What I’m doing with my life
Usually on tour with my band. We're kind of underground so you've probably never heard of us. (I haven't heard of us)

I also once reprogrammed a Roomba robot (I'm a software developer, it's like a thing I do) to run around a room and hide behind corners, it would the pop out and play the James Bond theme song. Now sure if that should go in the most private thing I'd be willing to admit or not...
I’m really good at
Learning new things. And making jokes at the worst time.

I'm also good at figuring things out. If something is broken I will figure out how to fix it.

Or I will break it more, so I hope you got that extended warranty the cashier kept trying to push on you. "Did you find everything you were looking for?"
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have something ready to say most of the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, R.A. Salvatore, Frank Herbert, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Arthur Conan Doyle, Christopher Moore, JRR Tolkien, George Martin, Paul Krugman.

Movies: The Hobbit, LotR, The Shawshank Redemption, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Waiting, Clerks, Wedding Crashers, Made, Iron Man, Star Wars 4-6, Dark Knight

I don't watch a lot of TV, most of the stuff I watch is usually online in between or while I'm doing other stuff.

TV stuff: Modern Family, Venture Bros, Avatar (Yes, that's right!), The Simpsons, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, That 70s Show!, Parks and Recreation, Game of Thrones

Favorite Artists: Nujabes, Flight of the Conchords, The Flaming Lips, Spoon, The White Stripes, Sea Wolf, Wolfmother, Weezer, DAFT PUNK, Gorillaz, MC Chris, Modest Mouse, Tenacious D, Queen, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Nirvana, Tom Waits, Moby, Parov Stelar (and too many more to list).
The six things I could never do without
All I need is Coffee and Sarcasm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sometimes I like to imagine how I could have won an argument, hours after the fact. Or what I would do with super powers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually hanging out with friends, engaging in duels of sarcastic wit!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to cosplay. Dark times, friends.

That and I spend too much time on SomethingAwful or Reddit. But that kinda just comes with being a software developer I think.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you are intrigued or interested. Or, you have a riddle. OR!! You want to talk about random silly stuff! Or maybe you have an awesome story you want to tell.

You want to argue about which was the better Star Trek series.