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telosandcontext

30 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:50am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I write, perform, and obsess over comedy.

I am looking for someone who can balance pretentious conversation with dick and fart jokes.

I've been called "intense" and some have complained that I can "come on too strong." If I like you, no big surprise here, I'm going to want to have sex with you and hope the same is true from you.
What I’m doing with my life
Always trying to find another comedy writing job.
I’m really good at
Listening and reacting. Trivia and movie references. Rim jobs. I'm really good at rim jobs.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. If one more person in Brooklyn calls me The Weeknd, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Kurt Vonnegut, Malcolm Gladwell, screenwriting books
Movies: A Nightmare on Elm Street, Inception, Beetlejuice, The Silence of the Lambs, The Golden Child, The Toy, Labyrinth, The Dark Knight and Dark Knight Rises, anything by James Cameron
Shows: Ren and Stimpy, The Simpsons, South Park, Louie, The Critic, 30 Rock, VEEP, The Larry Sanders Show, Breaking Bad, True Detective, and LOST
Music: Radiohead, Boards of Canada, Sigur Ros, Hans Zimmer, The B-52s, The Beatles, blah blah blah
Food: Food
The six things I could never do without
1) Improv.
2) Laughter.
3) Music.
4) Writing.
5) Friendship.
6) Porn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to sell a script. How to get better at improv. How to have sex with hot white guys.
On a typical Friday night I am
performing, writing, drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that on our first date I am already thinking about how to get you home.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to grab a drink, get to know each other, go home together.