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30 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Black, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I write, perform, and obsess over comedy.

I am looking for someone who can balance pretentious conversation with dick and fart jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Always trying to find another comedy writing job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and reacting. Trivia and movie references. Rim jobs. I'm really good at rim jobs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. If one more person in Brooklyn calls me The Weeknd, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Kurt Vonnegut, Malcolm Gladwell, screenwriting books
Movies: A Nightmare on Elm Street, Inception, Beetlejuice, The Silence of the Lambs, The Golden Child, The Toy, Labyrinth, The Dark Knight and Dark Knight Rises, anything by James Cameron
Shows: Ren and Stimpy, The Simpsons, South Park, Louie, The Critic, 30 Rock, VEEP, The Larry Sanders Show, Breaking Bad, True Detective, and LOST
Music: Radiohead, Boards of Canada, Sigur Ros, Hans Zimmer, The B-52s, The Beatles, blah blah blah
Food: Food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Improv.
2) Laughter.
3) Music.
4) Writing.
5) Friendship.
6) Porn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to sell a script. How to get better at improv. Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
performing, writing, drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that on our first date I am already thinking about how to get you home.
You should message me if
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You want to grab a drink, get to know each other, go home together.