i used to be southern baptist, but now i guess i'm sorta anorexic. or maybe im a bitter old man, at 35 old and bitter no less. was married, 10 years, completely forgot how to talk to the opposite sex about anything not involving kids, schools, bills, relatives, neighbors, their kids, imaginary kids, cheerio's and juicy juice. Divorced- still live in a big house surrounded by families and other kids. Just by myself, This wasn't always me. I spent 5 years being a completely perverted, tweakin, trippin, puking, college kid. All the while holding enough cells in reserve to scrape an engineering masters out of old GT. (no i don't drive a train) I need a girlfriend, i just think i need her to come over here cause i'm not sure where to even look. Screw it i still got my hair, and my dog, and this paddle ball.....i am Wondering, fearless and energetic, really-

I am wondering, fearless, and energetic

riding 4 wheelers every chance i get. And building Dams. Trying t raise 2 girls in a manner that leaves them best equipped to be all they want and are capable of, while balancing that with discipline, manners, thoughtfulness, complete unspoiledness, but keeping the spirit whole. Damn good thing kids are resiliant.

Building Dams, contests of memory, (jeopardy..etc) playing with kids, inventing useless machines that work really well, drinking Makers Mark. listening.

My 2 beutiful daughters, and my really mean biker look that completely clashes with the geek it hides, also my cool ass shoes. I have good feet, wear only nice flip flops. Very nice flip flops mind you - but it is all i wear. I wear a good bit of camo to work too, my sense of style seems to attract attention sort of.

A Boy's Life, Robert Mcgammon, The Late Great Planet Earth, Hailey, A Confederacy of Dunces, Anguished English, Richard Lederer, Rabit Stompin' Daryl Gay, Hustler, (the articles) The White Pages. also- Georgia Outdoor News (religiously) Movies? - Wild at heart, The Game, The Punisher, The Sponge Bob Square Pants Movie, Star Wars, Beach Bunny Bimbo's, And of course CLERKS and Dogma. Music- I m odd, Hoodoo Gurus, most all 80's new wave, any and all Rockabilly and old time no crossover b.s. make you want to die country. and the Smiths and Rick Springfield. Food) picky- steak, swiss cake rolls, freezie pops and shrimp -crab -or lobster

1)my imagination- i spend alot of time alone- in airports- etc- it keeps me entertained 2)my daughters, at 4 and 7 years old and mean as snakes, i still need nothing else to live for. 3) it is getting sappy, but dammit i love my english setter (dog) too. 4) T.V. its passable company as long as you dont watch too close. 5)my health, tenuous as some say it is- allows me to design dams at the preposed sites, (usually wilderness and sorta off the beaten path) 6) Crystal-meth

whether or not i'll ever have sex again.

home with the kids (every other) or home alone with the dog, reading a book, watching t.v and cooking dinner all at the same time. then ride the 4 wheeler till dark.

I am afraid to meet new girls! Maybe even old girls, I married too young, i am missing some expierences that are probably important.

you are 20 to 51, (hey i'm flexible, and I need friends more than sex, maybe) aren't afraid to teach me a thing or two. you gotta love kids, cause there are usually a pile of them at my house, I have good toys. Can't be jealous of the dog or kids, gotta be able to poke fun at people (me) and get some back. You have to at least express some intrest in riding your own 4 wheeler, just feigning intrest would keep me happy. You would need to like having the biggest and best of things, especially the things you never use. I respect shallowness as a quality of sorts. If you could help me feel excited about a future thats further away than 2 hours. A nice ass and leggs are more of a bonus to me than big breasts, but personality and quik wit is plain sexy. If you know any thing at all about wild sex write, I know nothing I fathered kids, but it was dark, real dark and missionary. I hate feeling like i,ve missed something.