Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m an ***hole and won’t open doors for you. In fact, be careful as
I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and
giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I
eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater with food flying
everywhere...on the floor, in my lap, but that should be the least
of your worries.
I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom (and yes... they
stink). I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just
insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look
forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look
forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after
years of separation. I think you get the picture.
I also don’t do romance. I expect action on the first date, big
time action ( and yes, this will be at your place because I don’t
want you to know where I live).
OK girls, waiting for your emails…go
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m about to audition to become the next Calvin Klein underwear
model. Wish me luck, baby!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying what others are thinking (but wouldn't dare say)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Pillow (have you tried sleeping without a pillow?)
2. my sanity
3. toilet paper
4. my vocal cords
5. my kangaroo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make more desserts on the BBQ
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out what happens when bromo and propylene react
with sodium tert-butoxide. Either that or partying like a rock
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I keep the change I find in other people's couches.
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