tempting_
28 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
I’m an ***hole and won’t open doors for you. In fact, be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater with food flying everywhere...on the floor, in my lap, but that should be the least of your worries.

I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom (and yes... they stink). I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.

I also don’t do romance. I expect action on the first date, big time action ( and yes, this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).

OK girls, waiting for your emails…go
What I’m doing with my life
I’m about to audition to become the next Calvin Klein underwear model. Wish me luck, baby!!
I’m really good at
Saying what others are thinking (but wouldn't dare say)
The first things people usually notice about me
That I only have one arm
The six things I could never do without
1. Pillow (have you tried sleeping without a pillow?)
2. my sanity
3. toilet paper
4. my vocal cords
5. my kangaroo
6. Jesus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make more desserts on the BBQ
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out what happens when bromo and propylene react with sodium tert-butoxide. Either that or partying like a rock star.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I keep the change I find in other people's couches.
You should message me if
You are a:
1) Smart
2) Fun
3) Outgoing
4) Attractive
5) Playful
6) Good
7) Person *

*not negotiable.
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