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tenderbits

42 Occidental, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 2:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Trusting skeptic, sincere cynic, and collaborative lone wolf seeking compassionate shit talking co-conspirator for hypothetical ambitions, various degrees of shared complexity, and deliberate kindness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
in descending order:

Nature hippie granola nonsense
Redneck, hill-billy lumberjack stuff
City boy metro hipster posturing
Civic duty, community minded pursuits
Unregulated debauchery
Artistically dignified undertakings
Selling-out-to-the-man kinda enterprises
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not confusing activity with accomplishment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I seem suspicious but don't spit, smoke, swear or jaywalk in front of children.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Old Testament & Marvel Comics
War and Peace & The Little Prince
Nabokov, Nin, Murakami, Hesse, Anthony
& Rhetorical Criticism

I drink movies in like clean water.. thirstily and without judgement.

FreeJazzNewCountryPopRockIndiCrapHipHopDontStopBluesNoShoes

I like foooooooood. I eat it with my face.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hugs
Hiding Places
Fresh Fruit
Stardom
Martyrdom
Mediocrity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be close to you and how to get you to leave me alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an incognito flower farmer in real life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
the notion of doing so seems reasonable given the associated risks.