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tenderbits

41 M Sebastopol, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Trusting skeptic, sincere cynic and collaborative lone wolf seeking compassionate shit talking co-conspirator for hypothetical ambitions, lackadaisical deliberation, various degrees of shared complexity and deliberate kindness.
Warm fuzzy feelings a bonus.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nature hippie granola nonsense
Redneck, hill-billy lumberjack stuff
City boy metro hipster posturing
Civic duty, community minded pursuits vs unregulated debauchery
Technically complex crap vs blissfully simple diversions
Artistically dignified undertakings vs selling-out-to-the-man kinda enterprises...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hunting and gathering.

Standing on mountain tops in golden rays of sun and hiding in holes in the ground like a ferret.

Using metaphors
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I seem suspicious but don't spit, smoke, swear or jaywalk in front of children.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Old Testament & Marvel Comics
War and Peace & The Little Prince
Nabokov, Nin, Murakami, Hesse, Anthony
& Rhetorical Criticism

I drink movies in like clean water.. thirstily and without judgement.

FreeJazzNewCountryPopRockIndiCrapHipHopDon'tStopBluesNoShoes

I like foooooooood. I eat it with my face.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hugs
Hiding Places
Fresh Fruit
Stardom
Martyrdom
Mediocrity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be close to you and how to get you to leave me alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
whereas on a typical Thursday I am not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to try hard to appear clever.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you are clever.
Or if you have something to say.
Or you have nothing to say, but are one of those people that delights in stringing along sentences of nothingness to fill the time.
Or if you are sophisticatedly witty and willing,
or morally loose and willing.
Or maybe you are just angry and interested in venting?
Or you acknowledge that these profiles are highly edited self assessments that function as filters by way of rhetorical representation.
Or if you have a strong enough relationship with your loneliness to randomly say something to a stranger stranger.