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tenderbits

41 M Sebastopol, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm super awesome amazing and modest. Down to earth and larger than life. Elusive and contradictory. Trusting and skeptical, a sincere cynic and collaborative lone wolf.
What I’m doing with my life
Nature hippie granola nonsense; Redneck, hill-billy lumberjack stuff; City boy metro hipster posturing, super manly shit followed by moderately boyish digressions; Civic duty, community minded pursuits and locally accepted lawless activities; Technically complex crap and blissfully simple diversions; Artistically dignified undertakings and selling-out-to-the-man kinda enterprises...
I’m really good at
Hunting and gathering.

Standing on mountain tops in golden rays of sun and hiding in holes in the ground like a ferret.

Using metaphors
The first things people usually notice about me
That I seem really suspicious but don't
spit, smoke, swear, or jaywalk in front of children.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Old Testament & Marvel Comics
War and Peace & The Little Prince
A Spy in the House of Love & Rhetorical Criticism

I drink movies in like clean water.. thirstily and without judgement.

FreeJazzNewCountryPopRockIndiCrapHipHopDon'tStopBluesNoShoes

I like foooooooood. I eat it with my face.
The six things I could never do without
Hugs
Hiding Places
Fresh Fruit
Stardom
Martyrdom
Mediocrity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be close to you and how to get you to leave me alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes drunk out of my mind and having trouble forming words to ask you uncomfortable questions. As opposed to the following Saturdays... when I'm usually full of terrible regret and indulging in self-pity about being an awkward lightweight. But mostly I'm home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fantasy that I'll be walking down a street and come face to face with a stranger and the moment we lock eyes an eternal, forgotten history of ferocious rivalry will come flooding back into memory revealing a slew of super powers and epic battles… of which we then resume.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you have something to say.
Or you have nothing to say, but are one of those people that delights in stringing along sentences of nothingness to fill the time.
Or if you are sophisticatedly witty and willing,
or morally loose and willing.
Or maybe you are just angry and interested in venting?
Or you acknowledge that these profiles are highly edited self assessments that function as filters by way of rhetorical representation.
Or if you have a strong enough relationship with your loneliness to randomly say something to a stranger stranger.