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30 Spring, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 4
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)
My self-summary
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To summarize myself I'd say I'm very open-minded, have a strong sense of personal responsibility, and I enjoy the opportunity for (mis)adventures.

I'm often told I'm funny, and should write a book or star in my own sitcom or reality show. I guess that's good except I'm not quite sure what I do or say that is so humorous. Regardless, I took the advice and have a mildly successful podcast.

I have a girly side that likes shopping, getting mani - pedis, facials, and getting dolled up. There is also a side that really enjoy fishing, camping, hiking and other outdoor activities. I have a redneck side that will come out very quickly in those situations that most don't seem to expect out of me. I take some pleasure out of that. :-D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing stuff like..... trying to find a time when zombies or glitter wouldn't make an event better, being awesome, learning how to become even more awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing science!
Making people laugh
Being a klutz
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically, my chest and then probably how adorable I am. (at least I think so)

Personality, maybe how easy I am to talk to without being judgmental, or how I find adventure in everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A- Count of Monte Cristo, Roald Dahl, Piers Anthony, Jacqueline Carey, Mark Tufo
fav genres are sci fi/fantasy
b- suspense, horror, comedy, and ZOMBIE MOVIES!!!
C- dexter, true blood, weeds, Walking Dead, Downton Abbey, Z nation, Yo GGabba, Bates Motel, Parks And Recreation, Blacklist, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, it's always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, the 100, community, Doctor Who, Raising Hope, Once Upon a Time, The New Girl, American Horror Story, Scandal, Louie, orange is the new black,
D-. Leslie Hall is my hero
E- Japanese, Vietnamese, anything that ends in ese really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Silly questions like this one
5 Random necessities
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Religion, spirituality, politics, chemistry, my next crafting project, new topics for my podcast.

Tattoos.. I love them and enjoy talking about them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same thing I do every night... Planning to take over the world.

Seriously, if I'm not out with friends then I'm hitting the refresh button every few seconds looking for new comments on the latest podcast episode.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The most private thing I'm willing to admit is my polyamory and pansexuality. If you want a relationship with me you have to at least be accepting of it.

I suffer from cenosillicaphobia, its a horrible condition. :( (sad gave so you can see how serious it is)

I find cat people suspicious.
You should message me if
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If you read all this, I really am this weird and I embrace my weirdness, you should too because it's not gonna get much better, lol.

If we have a high match percentage. (I've found it to be pretty accurate in judging how well I will get along with someone.)

If you have something interesting to talk about other than sex. ( as much as I love it I don't have an interest in having it with someone who has no b other interest in me besides sex)

I would love to hear from people that value honesty, active communication, and respect as much as I do.