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38 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:38pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hanging in this city trying to squeeze as much fun as possible out of the most frugal means, especially with summer coming up. This entails lots of pregaming, grilling, walking around summer fests (and buying only the best food), outdoor sports (mostly tennis and softball with a smattering of kick and volley) and movies in the park. I'm also okay with road trips and hanging at bar patios.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work. I cook. I mix drinks. I get my groove on. I host live band karaoke. I sing opera/a cappella. I drink beer. I laugh. I watch and play sports.

Sometime in that exact order, but mostly, choose one or more of the above.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Singing (opera to pop)
-Cooking lumpia and pancit
-Teasing you
-Laughing at myself
-Old school 90s dances (Holiday Club on Saturday nights is where you'll see those)
-Mixing a drink
-Talking sports
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall (to some, but not many)
Dark (haired, eyed, and, relatively, skinned)
Handsome (according to Mom and Grandma, who are the only ones that count)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Both the word ones and picture ones. Favorite of all time: Bears in the Night by Stan and Jan Berenstain. (although Beverly Cleary's books are close to my heart and memory as well)

Movies: I can count the number of movies that HAVEN'T entertained me on less than two hands

Music: Most kinds, and if it's live I can say almost all (I've actually been to a GWAR concert).

Food: Yes. And if it means anything, I do eat meat. And vegetables. And most everything else. Except for sugar and sweets, although I do partake in the occasional ice cream, pecan and banana cream pie. I can do veggie/vegan with you (and then when we part I will appease my meat fix. Hey just being honest)

[BTW - seeing long lists in this section makes me even more prone to judge just by your pics. I don't have the patience to read through 50 bands, books, etc]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we guys have to make you laugh, but what if you gals aren't funny at all?

Why the DH even exists...

I could swear that I've seen some of you while walking around/riding the CTA...right?

WTF is up with all these tiger pic comments? Are guys really taking pics with them? And before you say, "No duh!" remember that we guys don't go browsing the other straight guys' profiles
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Rehearsing. Hosting karaoke. Eating and drinking. Wishing I had cable so I can watch Ancient Aliens. Cooking. Why don't you join me?! Well except for the rehearsing part.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually have recognized some of y'all in public. (See above category) Should I say hi or not?
You should message me if
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You should message me BACK if...

-You're not from the planet Saturn
-You've never built your own lightsaber
-You don't (usually) pee standing up
-Your voice type is not Bass
-You ARE looking for conversation with a bit of storytelling, funny, a wee bit of humble brag, and most definitely some good natured teasing