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26 M Felton, DE

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

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Yesterday – 7:28pm
Body Type
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Most of the time I don't know what day it is

There's nothing I care less about than talking Religion or Politics.

I'm a sweaty nerd

One time a friend told me he that he liked LMFAO, we havnt spoken since

I have a lot of shirts with pockets on them

Someone once called me a DILF (I'm not a father)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All sorts of things. Sleeping in the nude
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not filling this out, sports that involve hockey sticks, and sleeping
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile.

People tell me I'm the best looking guy on my quidditch and chess teams
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: any kind of picture book and American Psycho

Movies: The Sandlot, Black Dynamite, Shawshank Redemption, Dumb & Dumber, Snatch, LOTR, and Lawless

Music: Shoegaze, 90's hip hop & hardcore/punk, jazz, powerviolence, and farts

Shows:Arrested Development. Batman the animated series, The Office (seasons 1 thru 5) Pete & Pete, Rocko's Modern Life, and Parks & Recs

Food: Pizza, tacos, and apples
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Dog
2. Ear Plugs
3. Food
4. Loud Music
5. Hockey Stick
6. Training Wheels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did Nelly always wear that bandaid on his face because he was a hemophiliac?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving Gotham
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once tried to pull off a gotee
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to listen to the Hal & Oates greatest hits album with me.

You have a dog I can play with

You want to be the Carlton to my will