So, this is going to be a little truncated...
I've heard people say I'm smart, but if that's true then my ass is in Mensa with a 200+ IQ. I've heard "witty" bandied about. "Quiet, but in a funny way," was something I heard once. I prefer, subtly sardonic.
I like immersing myself in new expiriences. I do in-depth research on random things I find interesting just for the hell of it. I like books, adventure, goals, running, mythology, pitch black humor, friends, dancing, dust motes in light beams, epiphanies, The Twilight Zone, neon lights, information overload, adrenaline, intelligent conversations, foxes, intelligent conversations with foxes and too many other things...
I collect pet projects, and show them off to curious people.
When I was in elementary school, I could raise either eyebrow individually and make them dance for my friends. Now I can only raise the right one or both simultaneously. Such wasted talent.
I'm an INTJ, stress on the N for iNtuition, according to the MBTI, for what it's worth... Personally, I'd rather categorize myself as a Wild Elfin Reverie Boy with a twist of Chaotic Good, but phrase it as you like.
As for the rest... Well, I suppose you just have to ask.