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tequilathermos

29 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've always been more 'short walks to the fridge' than 'long walks on the beach'.

This profile is in dire need of an overhaul. Like one of those reality tv shows where I'm led away and there are two really good looking tv-show hosts and construction dudes that don't get a lot of camera-time working all weekend to make sure that this 2-bed 1 bath bungalow can be completely renovated before the grand reveal in the final act of the episode. I'm mostly positive that was a run-on sentence.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Falling apart at the seams / Trying to lessen the suffering of others.

daytime: web developer
nighttime: karaoke champion (not really, oh god, not really)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Connecting the dots. Introducing people. Making people feel included. Talking to strangers. Introducing people. Making (b/d)ad jokes. Playing Mario Kart. Coming up with excuses to avoid going to the gym. Trying to be a better person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My house arrest bracelet, bulging arms, etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've never read, seen, heard or tasted a thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
chips + salsa (is this one item or two?)
the internet
reddit
coffee
ted talks
spotify
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I'm wearing for Oscar night.

Also, a tweet that I read that said, "YOLO: Youth Obeying Lucifer's Orders." It makes me laugh.

Update 9/29/2014: still makes me laugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alive (until further notice).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I fall in love with girls in sunhats at the beach.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You:

- are someone your grandma would refer to as "a ball of fire."
- are ferociously clever.
- clean up nice.
- are passionate about something other than money.
- like making jokes.
- like laughing at my jokes (this one is huge, people).
- want to do something other than drinking. I'm not against it but Jesus Christ Lord Almighty Maker of Heaven and Earth have I been overdoing it lately.
- are one of those people on OkCupid who loves to travel.