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tequilathermos

29 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quick-witted word nerd looking for one (1) girl for adventures, brunches, flea-markets and all the rest.

My friends would say I'm funny, kind and generous. My enemies would probably say other things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for a spot of fulfillment before the dirt nap.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Connecting the dots. Making people feel included. Talking to strangers. Introducing people. Making b/dad jokes. Playing Mario Kart. Coming up with excuses to avoid going to the gym. Trying to be a better person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
House-arrest anklet
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
LATELY:
House of Cards: Season 3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
chips + salsa (is this one item or two?)
the internet
coffee
ted talks
spotify
tacos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I'm wearing for Oscar night.

A tweet that I read that said, "YOLO: Youth Obeying Lucifer's Orders." It makes me laugh.

Also--I hate to rock the boat here--but some people say the Kardashians have no talent but I think there's extraordinary talent in getting the media to care about you and curating public personas. They may not be likeable but they're making a go of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Talking Heads concerts on Youtube
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I fall in love with girls in sunhats at the beach.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You want to talk Jeep Wranglers
- You grew up without cable tv too
- You also like iced coffee and have a favorite coffee shop
- You cringe at the word 'foodie'
- You want to see a horror movie even though they're cheesy
- You love abbreviations 'af' and 'rn'
- Think OkCupid is really fucking weird, particularly the questions bit