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tequilathermos

29 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've always been more 'short walks to the fridge' than 'long walks on the beach'.
What I’m doing with my life
Spending it in the same pair of dingy shorts
I’m really good at
Making friends. Talking to strangers. Introducing people. Making (bad/dad) jokes. Making Spotify playlists. Playing Mario Kart. Coming up with excuses to avoid going to the gym. Trying to be a better person.
The first things people usually notice about me
My house arrest bracelet, bulging arms, etc.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here we go:

TV SHOWS: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Walking Dead & Hell on Wheels. Everyone tells me I should watch Homeland. I tell everyone: "I'll get around to it." Scout's honor. Update: 10/18/2013: I never got around to it.

BOOKS: I just finished Harry Potter 1-7. About 15 years too late. Boom. Spoiler: Harry and Hagrid end up together. UNRELATED: I wish I could write like David Foster Wallace.

MUSIC: I love it all. That's a lie. I like most of it, hate some of it and love the rest. Recently: RJD2, MF Doom, Queen, Weezer, Tokyo Police Club, 1980's Metallica, The Black Keys, Lupe Fiasco. Daft Punk is coming out with a new record this year. I will listen to it. I hate Bruce Springsteen but love "Rosalita." Wrap your head around that one.

FOOD: If you can cook I'll fall in like with you. In a nice way. Not in a looking-through-your-windows-with-binoculars way.

MOVIES: I could just be a Luddite but I don't get people who own stuff on DVD. If I like a movie I watch it once, maybe twice. There's a lot of stuff to check out, people.
The six things I could never do without
chips + salsa (is this one item or two?)
the internet
reddit
coffee
ted talks
spotify
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who I'm wearing for Oscar night.

Also, a tweet that I read that said, "YOLO: Youth Obeying Lucifer's Orders." It makes me laugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Alive (until further notice).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i fall in love with girls in sunhats at the beach
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You:

- are someone your grandma would refer to as "a ball of fire."
- are ferociously clever.
- clean up nice.
- are passionate about something other than money.
- like making jokes.
- like laughing at my jokes (this one is huge, people).
- want to do something other than drinking. I'm not against it but Jesus Christ Lord Almighty Maker of Heaven and Earth have I been overdoing it lately.
- are one of those people on OkCupid who loves to travel.