I need sarcasm like a fish needs water, without it I find life to be somewhat boring. The best kind of conversations are where we act really smart and sophisticated, but really, we're just exchanging witty banter.
I like to appear super cool and exotic and say "G'day" with an Australian accent, or say "bloody hell" like the cool British kids do. And beneath all the sarcasm I'm a real sweetheart. I'm nothing but a cupcake. Show me something truly beautiful, and I'm likely to cry due to it.