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terrybeirn

26 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Socially awkward carbon based life form from Chicago living in Tucson.
I work full time in auto insurance fraud investigation and do commissioned art on the side. I'm also still taking classes part time at the university. On top of that I try to stay pretty active. I go the the gym pretty frequently and have recently taken up cycling. So needless to say I have a pretty busy life. People either find this awesome, or the fucking worst. (The latter group is terribly confused and misguided... And also, in fact, are the actual fucking worst.) Did I also mention that I'm a pizza enthusiast? Because that's kind of important too.

(+) Tattoos, art, eating, Halloween, craft beer, elephants, monsoons, traveling, adventures

(-) Bigots, juggalos, pants, my dickhead neighbor
What I’m doing with my life
Nodus tollens with a side of art

Oh, and eating the free samples at Costco on my days off
I’m really good at
-constructing bitchin' blanket forts
-picking things up with chopsticks
-making people uncomfortable
-killing zombies
-hydroplaning down speedway during monsoon season and splashing n00bs
-accidentally clicking on people's profiles when I'm scrolling on my iphone and then being like, "fuck! now I'm in the creepzone."
-sometimes I draw
-binge drinking and committing minor acts of vandalism
-excessive napping
-making lists

Oh, and I also have a really freaky memory. Like I can tell anyone what they were wearing any given day we've hung out all the way back to high school.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's probaby a toss up between my sardonic wit or my bodacias ass
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Kite Runner, The Sun Also Rises, Life of Pi, Walden, A Clockwork Orange, Cloud Atlas, World's End, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (actually anything Tucker Max has out), 1984, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Girl With Dragon Tattoo series, Of Mice and Men, Death of a Salesman, The Great Gatsby, The Art of War, The Iliad, Odyssey, A Thousand Splendid Suns, A Tale of Two Cities, Anything by Pablo Naruda and lots lots more

Music: Too much to name, but I'll give it a shot. The Black Keys, The XX, Murs, Kid Cudi, Childish Gambino, Two Door Cinema Club, Fleet Foxes, Empire of the Sun, Chvrches, Cut Copy, Block Party, Grimes, M83, Radiohead, Counting Crows, Miike Snow, Ghostland Observatory, MGMT, Arcade Fire, Bon Iver, City and Color, The Whitest Boy Alive, The Bloody Beetroots, Bassnectar, Dada Life, Zeds Dead, Foster the People, Kanye West, Coldplay, Atmosphere, Talib Kweli, Andrew Mcmahon, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Gym Class Heroes, Death Cab for Cutie, Nero, Fake Blood, Justice, Major Lazer, Calvin Harris, Circa Survive, Crystal Castles, Lupe Fiasco, Chiddy Bang, Chromeo, Tyler the Creator, Hopsin, Daft Punk, Third Eye Blind, The Arctic Monkeys, Krs1, The Early November, Mae, Jay-Z, Common, MSTRKRFT, The Academy is...,Tiesto, Muse, Regina Spektor, The Smashing Pumpkins, Lykke Li I could go on forever, but you get the idea.

Movies: The Wolf of Wall Street, American Beauty, The Usual Suspects, The Hangover, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Silence of the Lambs, Se7en, The Big Lebowski, Raging Bull, Primal Fear, Fightclub, Wedding Crashers, Superbad, American Pyscho, James Bond, Gangs of New York, Rush, Oceans 11, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, The Departed, Inception, The Dark Night, Star Wars, Goodwill Hunting, Anchorman, You know, stuff like that
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many of you weirdos love to hiking in jeans. Oh, and Dinosaur erotica.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out for a few drinks with friends, or on my couch binge watching some ridiculous series on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was arrested in 6th grade for mooning cars
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You actually want to meet up, I'm not really into the whole chatting online thing.