Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I go to ye ol' American Film Institute for screenwriterin'. It's
like summer camp for makin' movies, so I'm happy about it.
I am a graduate of Colorado State University, where I
double-majored in English and Journalism.
I once worked a job at Alternative Youth Adventures, which is a
wilderness therapy program for adjudicated youth, followed by my
summer-gig in the Utopia that is Estes Park, CO at Cheley
I sometimes 'fast' accidentally, because I forget to eat. Then I
get real hungry. And I eat. A lot.
I like public transportation and wandering around cities.
I like driving around Western Colorado while listening to Townes
I like mountains. Seeing them, climbing them, smelling them. I like
the thin air of it all.
I also like playing basketball and dancing. Team Sports that
involve running are good.
I have a neglected 12-string-guitar named Calypso, who now only has
10.5 strings, but I like playing her.
I have a banjo who's in perfect condition, but that's because I
never play him.
I met John Denver backstage at his second-to-last concert, 10 days
before he died. He said "I hope I didn't bore you." I said "Nah
man, it was great."
I absolutely can't stand the taste or smell of bananas. They make
me nauseous. I'm not a picky eater...Rocky Mountain Oysters, Frog
Legs, insects, whatever, I'll eat it. As long as there's no banana
Wasteland, by Dan Bern, is the best song of the past 15 years (live
version only. The studio version sounds neutered).
Once Upon a Time, I 'M.U.D.'ed. *ouch*
I used to be a track star.
During a 1.5 year span in college, I was popular.
I think a lot of maxims are false, including 'Don't knock it 'till
you've tried it' and 'fair and balanced' and 'Just Do It' and 'got
I do believe that 'love conquers all,' but that's because I'm a
Most of the time, I don't take myself very seriously. Most of the
time, you shouldn't, either.
I am absent-minded, laid-back, and dash-friendly
What I’m doing with my life
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Professional Role Model, Manual Laborer, Independent Filmmaker,
Schlepper of Transcendence.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Foosball, monopoly (It's not based on luck alone. I promise...)
Tecmo Superbowl, dancing for long periods of time (usually by
myself...usually in a manner not too dissimilar from that of
RiverDance and/or happy hippie drunken gypsies), and jam-packing my
sentences with paranthetical statements (yay!!!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a) All things T.S. Eliot, 'specially the Four Quartets. As I Lay
Dying had the best chapter in the history of the Universe. Dante.
b) Royal Tennenbaums, Big Lebowski, Jeremiah Johnson, The Graduate,
Braveheart, Indiana Jones.
c) Dylan, Waits, Denver, Drake, townes Van Zandt, et al.
d) The Island Hopper chicken at the Rainforest Cafe' in Denver
Colorado. Best thing in the history of the universe. Had it once.
Love Italian food, especially Ziti. Tangy Barbecue Sauce and spicy
salsa have a very special effect on me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
physical activity, music, guitar, good weather, good people,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would say in various toasting situations, arguing with Bill
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar with friends, at a show (movie or music), or finding the
answers to universal questions on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My middle name is Wallace.
You should message me if
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You are beautiful, kind, compassionate, intelligent, witty,
wonderful, giving, generous, self-assured, modest, humble,
outgoing, shy, etc.
Or if you just want to give me something valuable, like eternal
wisdom, a free ticket to Paris, or a house.
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