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tersee

36 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm addicted to Slurpees. You probably haven't had one since you were eight, but you should really try them again. Seriously. The Coca-Cola ones are my favorite. I love Slurpees so much that I could tell you the locations of just about every 7-Eleven in Austin. I get excited whenever I find a new one and I can tell you which ones have the best Slurpee machines. Not all Slurpees are created equal. Trust me. And Slurpees, Slushies, and Icees are not the same thing.

Some other things that make me happy are raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. Okay, none of those except the whiskers on kittens. I didn't start liking cats until I was almost 35 and now I am on a dangerous path towards becoming a crazy cat lady.

Puppies are pretty awesome, too. I have three of them - a Great Dane, a Saint Bernard, and a pug. That sounds like the start of a bad joke. Drool and muddy paw prints don't really phase me.

I'm a little bit of a nerd. I love to read and I love computers and technology. I work in a school helping teachers to integrate technology into their classrooms. I'm also working on a PhD in curriculum and instruction.

Even though I don't really consider myself an athlete, I've run several marathons, half-marathons, and triathlons.

I won't date Republicans and I'm very wary of dating guys with kids. It's not that I don't like kids, I love them, actually, but I've found that too many people on here are looking for a permanent babysitter and I already get paid to take care of other people's children. I really don't want to do it on my free time. If I am going to pour my heart and soul into a child, I want it to be my own. And yes, I do want kids. That biological clock thing is no joke. I just turned 35 so I'm not looking to just play around.

I don't know what guys look for when they look at pictures of women on a site like this (actually, that's a lie, I have a pretty good idea) but I have very specific things that are really important to me that your photos will tell me. Here are a few that will make me run away from you, screaming:
1. Guys with guns - If you think that makes you look cool, move along.
2. Guys holding fish or animals that they've killed - gross! I'm no vegan or anything, and if you have to kill an animal to survive, I support that, but if you think killing a living thing is fun, I don't see how we can get along.
3. Guys who take pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror without their shirt - seriously, how old are you? This means you are immature and narcissistic.
4. Bad photography - everyone has a camera in their phones nowadays. I think you can do better.
5. If you post a picture of yourself and Bill O'Reilly or something, please don't message me. Please. Pretty please. With sugar on top.

My turn-ons:
1. Guys with cute, live animals - kittens, puppies, bunnies. Aww, you are sweet and sensitive. We have something in common that we can talk about. Let's go volunteer at the animal shelter!
2. Travel pictures to third world countries - I lived in Bolivia for several years as a Peace Corps Volunteer. If I see pictures like this, you might have a similar interest. Awesome!
3. If you have a picture of you and Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton, I will marry you. Well, maybe not, but I would seriously consider it.

I also dig smart, funny guys. I've gone out with several very nice men that I've met on here, but none of them have been able to make me laugh. One of my celebrity crushes is Jon Stewart. I don't expect you to be Jon Stewart, but laughing is soo important. Also dumb guys are not hot. At all.
What I’m doing with my life
Last time I checked I was teaching full time while also working on my PhD at UT.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Solving problems.
Hugs.
Memorizing the words to songs.
Drinking Slurpees.
The first things people usually notice about me
My giant melons. And the Slurpee in my hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Billy Elliott, Little Miss Sunshine, Raising Arizona, The Princess Bride, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Downton Abbey, U2, showtunes and 80s and 90s music (I know, it's lame but I don't care), Mexican and Asian food.
The six things I could never do without
my family, my pets, a bed, food, water, air.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I'm going to save the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Catching up on shows I've recorded on my DVR.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think we've already covered the Slurpee addiction...
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've managed to read all the way down to this point and haven't gotten offended.