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teslamortalcoil

28 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, C++

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My self-summary
I would have to say I am at least a 4 in meowmeowbeenz.

I am a relatively normal guy by most standards. I would like to meet someone that inspires me to be a better person, try new things, and goof off with.

Mutual attraction and respect are pretty much key when diving into online dating I think. It can be hard wading through etiquette, nerves, and feelings of rejection to reach out from behind the keyboard through the tubes to find that special someone but I am down to give it a shot. I really don't want to fuck around and would rather be alone than be with someone that I don't care about.

And despite that paragraph I think most people would describe me as pretty easy going.
What I’m doing with my life
Staying in STL for a couple more months, then going to visit Europe then going to Seattle or Boulder. - This could be your life too if you respond to my message.
I’m really good at
I am a moderately good programmer. I am also good at watching TV ; getting excited about silly pointless things; and being positive.

I am really bad at capitalizing words correctly. I usually capitalize the words I want to emphasize this is probably a habit i formed because of variable naming conventions I follow at work. Sorry Kelsey Grammar Nazis.

I am also really good at getting a second OKC date. Please don't view this as a challenge.
The first things people usually notice about me
My silly looking hair? I dunno I am planning on putting more pictures up so maybe you can tell me.

I am in 'average' shape; so i probably could run a 5K if my life depended on it. And probably an entire marathon if it was a charity marathon to bring In-N-Out Burger to STL.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I watch too much television, and have made a list of best shows currently airing to prove it:

1) Game of Thrones
2) House of Cards
3) New Girl
4) Friday Night Dinner
5) Doctor WHO
6) Girls

Movies:
The best movie is Frozen.

Food:
I can (and do) eat anything but I like tying new things. I not a vegetarian (and wouldn't become one) but I understand where they are coming from and know vegetarian food can be very good.

A parking lot attendant gave me some Ethiopian food so I am now looking for a restaurant.

books:
I am currently putting off reading 2 whole books.

Music
My taste can be desdcribed as eclectic or that of a 14 year old girl. - example - I am currently rocking out to Kacey Musgraves and Justin Timberlake new albums. Some Favorite artists are:

Mumford and Sons
Regina Specktor
Mackleless
The Smiths
Darkness
John Mayer
Kid Cudi
The six things I could never do without
Internet.
Some sort of computing device.
A variety of food.
Rugged good looks.
Glasses if I am expected to work.
Clean socks if I am expected to wear shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How weird online dating is. I really don't understand how the numbers work out. There are just as many girls as guys on this site. Why do girls seem to have such an advantage?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Stickers are gross. The residue they leave is gross. I don't like labels, and I don't mean in the social norm definition sense -Name tags (basically stickers) make me uncomfortable.

Annnndd... this dog has better rhythm than i do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UBftA7V4xak
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're not going to - that's not how OKC works.

Oh message me if your an artist and you have drawn something I've mention in this profile. I need stuff for my walls.

I like how this section is turned into the 'Don't message me if' - where girls rally against bad grammar, dull messages, and one night stands. So I guess I am against those too.