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teslamortalcoil

28 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just arriving in Seattle. I am exited to finish out my 30s here. It will be the first time in about 2 years that I have a good idea of where I am going to be for a while and I hope to make the most of it!

I am about as outgoing as a programming nerd tends to get. At least as they tend to get from Ohio. I love Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, playing 3.5 D&D, traveling to unique places, listening to podcasts, eating good food, and drinking good beer. I have notions of doing more outdoorsie things so I think It's good I am here in the PNW. I am already an expert hiker(walking and looking) and I am pretty sure I am going to take up sailing.

I would like to meet someone who is sweet, that inspires me to be a better person, try new things, and goof off with.

I love it when people bring me food. It's the way to my heart.

I see that Briggs Myers is huge on this site. I am popping off to take the test. Will update this when I get the results!
ENFP!
The first letter is the only one that anyone looks at. So I will say I was only slightly E(11%). I feel like if I took this 2 years ago I would have gotten an I. I am kinda in the process of growing out of my natural shyness.

I do have a very logical side. I became a programmer because it's basically problem solving ALL DAY ERRY DAY!!! But I think that following my intuition and feelings usually results in better outcomes for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am about to arrive in Seattle, I want to get a place, get a boat, learn how to play the accordion, and learn how to come up with reasonable life goals. In that order.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a moderately good programmer. I am also good at watching TV ; getting excited about silly pointless things; making plans; going with the flow and being positive.

I am really bad at capitalizing words correctly. I usually capitalize the words I want to emphasize this is probably a habit i formed because of variable naming conventions I follow at work. Sorry Kelsey Grammar Nazis.

I am also really good at getting a second OKC date. Please don't view this as a challenge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My silly looking hair? I dunno I am planning on putting more pictures up so maybe you can tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I watch too much television, and have made a list of best shows currently airing to prove it:

1) Game of Thrones
2) House of Cards
3) New Girl
4) Friday Night Dinner
5) Doctor WHO
6) Girls

Movies:
The best movie is Frozen.

Food:
I can (and do) eat anything but I like tying new things. I not a vegetarian (and wouldn't become one) but I understand where they are coming from and know vegetarian food can be very good.

A parking lot attendant gave me some Ethiopian food so I am now looking for a restaurant.

books:
I stopped reading Song of Ice and Fire because there is no way it can be better than the show.

I enjoyed Hyperbole and a Half.

Currently reading a book with an owl on it by David Sedaris and the second Harry Potter book. I am not a huge reader but it can be fun. Also I like to be read to while on road trips.

Music
My taste can be desdcribed as eclectic or that of a 14 year old girl. The schlocklier the better! Some of my favorite artists are:

The Magnetic Fields
Mumford and Sons
Regina Specktor
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
The Smiths
Darkness
John Mayer
twenty one pilots
Alison Krauss
neutral milk hotel
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet.
Some sort of computing device.
A variety of food.
Something to look forward to (trip/event)
Glasses if I am expected to work.
Clean socks if I am expected to wear shoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How weird online dating is.
How to convince people to drop everything and run away with me.
That I want a dog.
How much I relate to 69 love songs vol 1 by the magnetic fields.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I feel like my profile isn't that bad.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I will donate to #ALS for each message received! Sending me a message is way easier than dumping water on your head. #alsmessagechallange

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