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testosteroneman

26 / M / Straight / Single

Ann Arbor, Michigan

His Details

Last Online
May 13
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am a mans man! I love cars and women and beer. I can do 23 push ups, and they are fast too. I bet you would be impressed. Sometimes I rub my eyes and then they tear up and it looks like I'mcrying but its not. If you think so, you are wrong. I haven't cried in 6 years [Edit: 7 years]. The last time I cried was at the end of ARMAGEDDON. That is a man's movie. I have a Hog. I like to ride it around yelling obscenities at people that don't praise me. The weak and the elderly should be phased out!

Hola, Soy un hombre. Lo mas hombre. Me encanta coches, cerveza, y mujeres. Puedo hacer 23 flexiones. Rápido también. ¿Que impresionante, no? Nunca he llorado, ni siquiera cuando era niño. Solo hacía flexiones.

I am strong, sexy, and push ups.
I’m really good at
Making people move out of the way.
The first things people usually notice about me
My body odor. Women are naturally attracted to the phero-moans my body releases. So I don't shower all that often. You will like it. You may not know it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Kill it and grill it, ARMAGEDDON, Lenny Kravits, Beer
The six things I could never do without
B, E, E, R, My hog, AXE cologne/women,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why we are here; what is life about?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing pushups or drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never been with three girls at once.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You want to be with two other girls.

You like compromise...ing yourself.

You like satire.

You don't believe a word of this profile.