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testosteroneman

28 M Ann Arbor, MI

My Details

Last Online
Jun 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a mans man! I love cars and women and beer. I can do 23 push ups, and they are fast too. I bet you would be impressed. Sometimes I rub my eyes and then they tear up and it looks like I'mcrying but its not. If you think so, you are wrong. I haven't cried in 6 years [Edit: 7 years]. The last time I cried was at the end of ARMAGEDDON. That is a man's movie. I have a Hog. I like to ride it around yelling obscenities at people that don't praise me. The weak and the elderly should be phased out!

Hola, Soy un hombre. Lo mas hombre. Me encanta coches, cerveza, y mujeres. Puedo hacer 23 flexiones. Rápido también. ¿Que impresionante, no? Nunca he llorado, ni siquiera cuando era niño. Solo hacía flexiones.

I am strong, sexy, and push ups.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Push ups.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people move out of the way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My body odor. Women are naturally attracted to the phero-moans my body releases. So I don't shower all that often. You will like it. You may not know it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kill it and grill it, ARMAGEDDON, Lenny Kravits, Beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
B, E, E, R, My hog, AXE cologne/women,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we are here; what is life about?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing pushups or drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never been with three girls at once.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be with two other girls.

You like compromise...ing yourself.

You like satire.

You don't believe a word of this profile.