I am a mans man! I love cars and women
and beer. I can do 23
, and they are fast too. I bet you would be impressed.
Sometimes I rub my eyes and then they tear up and it looks like
but its not. If you think so, you are wrong. I
haven't cried in 6 years [Edit: 7 years]. The last time I cried was
at the end of ARMAGEDDON. That is a man's movie. I have a Hog. I
like to ride it around yelling obscenities at people that don't
praise me. The weak and the elderly
should be phased out!
Hola, Soy un hombre. Lo mas hombre. Me encanta coches, cerveza, y
mujeres. Puedo hacer 23 flexiones. Rápido también. ¿Que
impresionante, no? Nunca he llorado, ni siquiera cuando era niño.
Solo hacía flexiones.
I am strong, sexy, and push ups.