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29 Ann Arbor, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 2:59pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am a mans man! I love cars and women and beer. I can do 23 push ups, and they are fast too. I bet you would be impressed. Sometimes I rub my eyes and then they tear up and it looks like I'mcrying but its not. If you think so, you are wrong. I haven't cried in 6 years [Edit: 7 years]. The last time I cried was at the end of ARMAGEDDON. That is a man's movie. I have a Hog. I like to ride it around yelling obscenities at people that don't praise me. The weak and the elderly should be phased out!

Hola, Soy un hombre. Lo mas hombre. Me encanta coches, cerveza, y mujeres. Puedo hacer 23 flexiones. Rápido también. ¿Que impresionante, no? Nunca he llorado, ni siquiera cuando era niño. Solo hacía flexiones.

I am strong, sexy, and push ups.
What I’m doing with my life
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Push ups.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people move out of the way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My body odor. Women are naturally attracted to the phero-moans my body releases. So I don't shower all that often. You will like it. You may not know it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kill it and grill it, ARMAGEDDON, Lenny Kravits, Beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
B, E, E, R, My hog, AXE cologne/women,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we are here; what is life about?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing pushups or drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have never been with three girls at once.
You should message me if
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You want to be with two other girls.

You like yourself.

You like satire.

You don't believe a word of this profile.