I am a mans man! I love cars and women and beer. I can do 23 push ups, and they are fast too. I bet you would be impressed. Sometimes I rub my eyes and then they tear up and it looks like I'mcrying but its not. If you think so, you are wrong. I haven't cried in 6 years [Edit: 7 years]. The last time I cried was at the end of ARMAGEDDON. That is a man's movie. I have a Hog. I like to ride it around yelling obscenities at people that don't praise me. The weak and the elderly should be phased out!

Hola, Soy un hombre. Lo mas hombre. Me encanta coches, cerveza, y mujeres. Puedo hacer 23 flexiones. Rápido también. ¿Que impresionante, no? Nunca he llorado, ni siquiera cuando era niño. Solo hacía flexiones.

I am strong, sexy, and push ups.

Push ups.

Making people move out of the way.

My body odor. Women are naturally attracted to the phero-moans my body releases. So I don't shower all that often. You will like it. You may not know it.

Kill it and grill it, ARMAGEDDON, Lenny Kravits, Beer

B, E, E, R, My hog, AXE cologne/women,

Why we are here; what is life about?

Doing pushups or drinking.

I have never been with three girls at once.

You want to be with two other girls.

You like compromise...ing yourself.

You like satire.

You don't believe a word of this profile.