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25 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:00pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Working on university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I enjoy a good story and a bonfire. I'm an independent person, I believe we should be individuals first then grow to understand one another if any sort of relationship is to spark. I'm not big on small talk. Staying in constant contact is okay for while but I feel like eventually we all gotta get off the phone. I hail from Southern Oregon, it's fine if you cringed or are grossed out when reading this fact. I've come to accept it as my home.

I find pleasure in the stupid doodles I do. Yet, I don't have any tattoos...What? I can be sarcastic like many other individuals and can be a complete ass when I don't eat or have enough space. At the moment, I can't think of a food I don't like besides Mexican candy, McDonald's, Pizza Rolls, and fucking Hot Pockets.

I like making fun of myself and others because it's better than belittling oneself and others. Does that make sense? Finding patterns in things is immensely fun, until it turns into paranoia followed by conspiracy theories, then it's totally great first date conversation. I may spend a lot of time in my head so I can't articulate my thoughts all that well. This is why I like to write. To some, free styling can be ridiculously annoying but it's so goddamn hilarious when pulled off right or when it absolutely falls off the rails. I want to rap battle a female, any takers? Here's how I annoy women in particular: I can text or type really fast and rapid. Please don't get offended if I ask a lot of stupid questions, especially if you're into "off the wall" stuff. I use quotations because what you're into and who you are, aren't just little words to fill a summary box.

And black humor, come on, you gotta love it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just got an associates degree and I'm working part-time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love playing Apples to Apples and Cards Against Humanity but classifying myself as good is subjective. I didn't know where else I could have put that tid-bit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Of course Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, and Mad Men. Yeah, I love Twin Peaks. Rick and Morty is probably the best animated show on TV right now.

My favorite movie is Robocop, the older one. My mom told me when I was a kid, I wore out our VHS tape. Sure, it's a little nuts that a three year old would be watching Robocop but there you go.

Lately, I've been listening to a lot of Death Grips, Trentemoller and The National. Some Retrowave stuff and Synthwave -- whatever, I'm not a snob.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Loved ones, duh
2. Non sequiturs
3. Music
5. Contradiction
6. Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'm going to run off to next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the moment, being a very boring person and being okay with it.

Should probably be answering more questions to improve matches...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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- I can be a private person.
- I can be impatient sometimes.
- I'm an INTJ, which literally translates to "Your personality is doomed when it comes to relationships with other people."
- I love playing cards with my grandma, even though she kicks my ass all the time, is the best -- making up rules and not giving two fucks if I seem to pull ahead. Nana always finds a way to school me.
You should message me if
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You're looking for someone new to chat with. I know I have short-term dating as a thing on my profile. Look, I don't know how much longer I'll be in the Portland area. Plus I just got out of a relationship which means I'm not opposed to hanging out and flirting but I'm not about to coax you into screwing me. I can't spit game anyways.