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tetryst

26 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a Shitlord. Our world is shit, our generation is toxic waste. I detest almost all that I see. I detest it because I see the possibility in it. Because life could be beautiful but it never is. Because I'm complacent and complicit. I'm not a Shitlord because I decided to become one, it's just a moniker that neatly defines my relationship with this world.
What I’m doing with my life
It was only after he had done everything that Siddhartha found enlightenment. Siddhartha was a bullshit artist, but he sold us a story with some genuine truth.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I've known you for an hour I've either insulted you or complimented you in a way you won't likely forget.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
We use cultural references as a short-hand for character. If we like the same shows, the same music, then we are compatible and we can move on towards a human connection.

Connection is possible without occurring only in reference to mass media. I'm tired of being a consumer, being a slave to that paradigm.

Yes I love certain music, yes I love certain shows and movies and foods. Could you ever love a man who doesn't like Thai Food? Could you ever stand the sight of a person who doesn't really "get" Harry Potter?
On a typical Friday night I am
What day of the week is it right now?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
There is no if.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. However trite that may be.