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27 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:24am
Straight, Queer
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self Summary in the form of an art movement polemic:
I am a Shitlord. Our world is shit, our generation is toxic waste. I detest almost all that I see. I detest it because I see the possibility in it. Because life could be beautiful but it never is. Because I'm complacent and complicit. I'm not a Shitlord because I decided to become one, it's just a moniker that neatly defines my relationship with this world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It was only after he had done everything that Siddhartha found enlightenment. Siddhartha was a bullshit artist, but he sold us a story with some genuine truth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Yesterday I wrote a poem while prepping chickens with a dry rub, while simultaneously cursing the day I was born.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"There exists a creature which is perfectly harmless; when it passes before your eyes you scarcely notice it and forget it again immediately. But as soon as it invisibly gets somehow into your ears, it develops there, it hatches, as it were, and cases have been known where it was penetrated even into the brain and has thriven devastatingly in that organ, like those pneumococci in dogs that gain entrance through the nose."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
We use cultural references as a short-hand for character. If we like the same shows, the same music, then we are compatible and we can move on towards a human connection.

Connection is possible without occurring only in reference to mass media. I'm tired of being a consumer, being a slave to that paradigm.

Yes I love certain music, yes I love certain shows and movies and foods. And books, and poems, and gusts of wind. Could you ever love a man who doesn't like Thai Food? Could you ever stand the sight of a person who doesn't really think it's worth his time to have an opinion on Game of Thrones? Could you look someone in the eye who has never knowingly heard a song by Kanye West, Taylor Swift, or [insert name of talentless pop-star of the month]?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I would meet you upon this honestly.
I that was near your heart was removed therefrom
To lose beauty in terror, terror in inquisition.
I have lost my passion: why should I need to keep it
Since what is kept must be adulterated?
I have lost my sight, smell, hearing, taste and touch:
How should I use it for your closer contact? "
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What day of the week is it right now?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have listened to Divers. It just came out but nobody's digging into it and I just want to talk about the insane beautiful craftsmanship, damn it.