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29 M Somerville, MA

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6′ 7″ (2.01m)
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Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Entertainment / Media
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Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm reasonably certain I will always live in a city, I am also reasonably certain it won't always be this one. I will also always have a beard of some sort.

I've been a vegetarian for a long time now. It's something that is important to me, but I don't particularly care what you eat. If you are vegetarian, let's be friends. I enjoy veg restaurants, feel free to shoot me a recommendation.

I cook a lot, though I don't think I've ever used a recipe. I think I've got game. Veggies, lots and lots of veggies.

travel/adventures. Anytime/anywhere, cause why not?

Intelligence, wit and unpredictability are all turn-ons.

I have a tattoo, it's ee cummings, I'll buy you a drink if you can guess what it says. No one's got it yet. Planning more eventually.

I also drink water to the point where cell degeneration is a legitimate concern of mine.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a small, non-profit TV studio. Basically, I control what goes on the air and handle promotion.

Night school studying graphic and web design, which I love. I'm a busy guys sometimes.

Being extremely liberal. Please be too.

Worshiping seitan.

hopefully going somewhere warm soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grammar and when to ignore it. Everything is on purpose.

Being sarcastic without the person I'm talking to realizing it, unless I ant them to.

Meaningless and probably over-academic analysis of everyday minutia, Amateur Psychology, subtext and non-verbal communication. (or maybe I just watched too much Seinfeld in my formative years)

Drinking kombucha (that stuff is magic) and making vegan scrambled eggs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Movies are a major passion of mine. I'd like to see as many 60's and 70's movies on the big screen as I possibly can. But I will see anything in the theatre. Try me. 1.The Graduate 2.Manhattan 3. Masculin feminin 4.Buffalo '66 5.Network but Wet Hot American Summer and Dumb and Dumber are probably actually my favorite movies.

Books: Ernest Hemingway is a personal hero, e e cummings, James Joyce, Kurt Vonnegut, Michael Pollan, Howard Zinn, Chuck Klosterman, Glenn Greenwald, John Updike. Many more. I'm always reading and am usually in the middle of about 5 books.

Music: Everything, I often wonder if the vastness of spotify has actually diversified my listening tendencies...anyways, too much/too complicated to make a list. Albert Ayler, Lightning bolt and anything between them, basically. Talent transcends genre.

Food: Things that came out of the ground.

Also, Louis CK is pretty much a genius, his new show is the best thing I've seen on TV, ever. It's also quite possible that The Simpsons had a greater impact on my personality than my parents did. And The Thick of It.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Garlic, a good hooded sweatshirt, Woody Allen, Gill Sans, dark roast, deconstruction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Perfect sentences and starting an herb garden.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anyone's guess, really.

Lately there's been an equal chance that I'm at a dive or in playing a complex X-Files centric drinking game with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to have a TV show, it ran for somewhere between 60-100 episodes. Not really private (in fact, I guess technically it was the opposite of private) I loved it and quite miss it, I just don't have the time now. I've also acted in a few movies, write for/co-star in an annual comedy short film compilation project, and a few other things. I do not consider myself an actor, nor should you be impressed by any of this. All of these projects can be found online, I may even show you where.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are not perfect, appreciate nuance and you don't care much for rules.

Self esteem is also a wonderful quality.

Snapchat, if you'd rather: antgaimari.

I am progressive enough to enjoy getting hit on by a lady.