No one likes to write these things right? This question should probably be at the bottom, because it is the hardest one to answer and therefore generally the most awkward. It would be easier to just read all the other shit first, THEN decided if you even wanted to bother with this stupid essay. Anyway, I just got a new job and am really glad to be getting out of retail management and into the big kid business world.

Realistically I'm coming to the end of one of those dreaded "transitional phases" which in this case means "transitioning into being an actual adult instead of just a 20 something adult." Degree obtained, good job obtained, now I guess it is time to start looking for someone cool to hang out with right? Or not, whatever.

Also I need to work out more. Which is fine because new job has a gym! And if I you hadn't noticed from the fact that I just told you two things about me that aren't so great I'm pretty honest.

...See how poorly that went?

Huh, kind of covered that in that last part didn't I? More specifically I work in the Real Estate department of Grocery Outlet Headquarters in Berkeley. Well aside from new job I am going to Giants and Sharks games and a couple of concerts every now and then.

I'll be honest, if you're looking for someone to run 5K's with, or explore the entire world, or go hang-glide-jet-extreme-sky-surfing with, I suggest moving on. I do like to hike though. But not every weekend.

Talking, writing, saying dumb/hilarious shit. 90% of my charm is based on me being able to speak, so clubs are out. I am very good at witty banter, sarcasm, being jovial, being snarky, making up facts that sound real, and other things that don't have to do with coordination...

I am not coordinated. But I tell a mean one liner.

Dunno, why don't you find out for yourself.

Food: Mexican, Sushi, Japanese, actually, I'm not very picky.

Movies: Dumb comedies (Anchorman, Monty Python, etc.) Action and Horror, Sci-Fi. Big Star Wars nerd.

TV: Not a ton. I do love cartoons, kids ones, anime, adult ones, I used to work in radio, so voice-over work is something I really geek out over, hence my unnatural love for cartoons, plus I'm young at heart, that's good right? I love watching sports and a select few sitcoms like Big Bang and HIMYM. And that's about it.

Books: Not a huge reader, but I like 18 & 19th Cent. American lit (Big Poe and Melville fan and also Transcendentalist works) but other than that comic books.

Music: Anything with a guitar that isn't country...unless it's bluegrass.

Food. Water. Family. Clothes. Love. Beer.

How much I dislike the Dodgers.

Dodgers fans need not apply. I'm very serious, we won't get along.

Hanging out with my friends, having some drinks.

I have six toes.

Not really.

You find me interesting.
You laughed.
You winced at the awkwardness then laughed.
You AREN'T a Dodgers fan (STILL serious)
You have some common sense and wit about you.
You don't feel the need to do EXTREME things.
You're bored and want to ask me random trivia questions.
You are really interested in the difference between Gold and Silver age comics.
Whatevs.