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29 Scottsdale, AZ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English, Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello, I'm Nick. I'm quirky. I'm abstract. I'm obtuse. I'm driven by my desire to obtain knowledge and make meaning of it. I aspire to be an intellectual, but I don't foster any illusions of self-importance. I don't want to come across as a pretentious douchebag. I'm writing this at 2:23 AM so clearly I'm a night owl. I find myself seeking meaningful connections. I love learning and I love sharing information and ideas. I'm not particularly outdoorsy (though I'm not opposed to it necessarily), so I tend to be a homebody, a lost child raised on a steady diet of media consumption and internet. I'm sometimes clever and funny though I'm not going to pretend that this profile is necessarily a reflection of that. Just trust me, okay? I'm originally from Kansas, but made a wrong turn at Albuquerque, and I'm stuck here now, but I'm plotting my eventual escape. Where to? I'm not sure exactly. Perhaps Colorado, Oregon, or Washington, but who knows. I imagine I'm probably one of the more unique individuals you'd meet off this site if you're into that sorta thing. Anything else you'd like to know, feel free to ask. I'm always a fan of questions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking to move forward in the IT profession.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, theory, computers, videogames, introspection, and Milli Vanilli dance contests. If you're apart of the younger set or somehow don't know who the awesomeness that was Milli Vanilli, read up about them here
You could have done that on your own, but I was nice enough to spare you the extra clicks of a mouse and keyboard. You're welcome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes without a doubt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Skip this section if you're not interested in learning the specifics of my taste.

Some of my favorites include: The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Great Gatsby, Frankenstein, American Psycho, The Catcher in the Rye, Animal Farm, 1984, Wuthering Heights, Hamlet. I really love Nietzsche and other amazing 18th/19th century minds.

movies: Office Space, Fight Club, American Psycho, Clerks, The Big Lebowski, Snatch, 500 Days of Summer, The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, Lolita (Jeremy Irons version), Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Se7en, Nightmare on Elm Street series (the original 1980's movies, not that shitty remake), Swingers, The Corporation, Enter the Void, Inception, There Will Be Blood, Being John Malkovich, Lost Highway, Death of a Salesman. There are a ton of other documentaries I really enjoyed that I'm not naming to spare your attention span.

music: Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Muse, Rage Against the Machine, The Smashing Pumpkins, AFI, Blaqk Audio, A Perfect Circle, Radiohead, Depeche Mode, Alice in Chains, Mindless Self Indulgence (ask me to rap Bring the Pain!), Saul Williams, Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Jane's Addiction, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Deftones, Garbage, The Smiths, U2, REM, Joy Division, The Cure. I also really love The Beatles, particularly after John Lennon experimented with hallucinogens.

shows: True Detective, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, The Office, Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Real Time with Bill Maher, Arrested Development, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, South Park, Wilfred, Tosh.0, Aqua Something You Know Whatever, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Archer, Portlandia.

my fav food is Italian. Yay for pasta and generic tastes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. another pointless list
2. water
3. delusions of grandeur
4. indoor plumbing
5. the opposable thumb
6. iPhone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, psychology, philosophy, literature, art, music, dating and how capitalism influences it, unnatural selection, conspiracy theory, revolution, the Truth, and if I should kill myself, or have a cup of coffee. Thanks for the suggestion Albert Camus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing stand up at the Arizona Prison Complex in Phoenix, AZ (I love a captive audience)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just received a compliment on the rapid-fire nature of my thought processes. The cogs are turning.
You should message me if
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You make decisions without your television.

You think Fox News is vile.

You have a personal relationship with reality.

You enjoy oddball abstract conversations.

You never stopped asking questions and felt dissatisfied with the answers you were given by others.