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tha_swiss_miss

27 Liberty Lake, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
University
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I can’t sit Indian-style and my degree in mass media productions has helped me produce some of the sexiest movies involving lego pirates you’ve ever seen and a remake of Jurassic Park that is arguably even better than the original. A quick highlight reel: My older brother in a children’s dinosaur costume, ketchup on his face, pretending to eat my pet weiner dog; my younger brother with a pillow stuffed under his food stained shirt screaming as he wipes poisonous mayonnaise from his eyes; a third brother covered in baby oil birthing from a trash bag. One day if you're lucky I’ll show you the video; you bring the popcorn, I'll provide the awesome.

The former skill (yes, I'm calling those skills) got me kicked out of my kindergarten class when the teacher thought I was defying her as I squatted down awkwardly onto my knees, while all the other students sat obediently in a circle around her in criss-cross-apple-sauce fashion. The latter skill developed a love of technology that has led me to my present job. The position has just recently fallen into my inflexible lap and is already paying off. I get to monitor brain and spinal cord health during neuro surgeries.

On to my other passions... I love waking up in a new place. Whether it’s riding in a van packed with siblings or sharing a euro rail car with an angry Italian woman, traveling is a developing passion. My dad was born and raised in Switzerland, which gives me both citizenship and a cheese & chocolate paradise to escape to if my taxes aren’t in perfect order. I feel at peace in the silence of nature. Whether it’s hiking, running, or snowboarding through waist deep powder, I love being outdoors. Working out and playing soccer helps burn the fuel of my true loves of food, beer, and wine, without reverting me to my childhood obesity (I was a porker). I’ve never been able to stomach cheap lagers and my view of garlic is very similar to sarcasm; if a little is good than a whole lot is better.

I’m looking for someone to watch a Disney movie with who doesn’t mind me singing every song; who will put up with my white boy dance moves and not disown me every time Billy Jean plays; someone who enjoys a microbrew and good conversation, or trying out a new recipe over a bottle of wine. I’m not in a rush to get hitched but I’d be ecstatic if I met my wife tomorrow. She’d have aspirations to have a family one day. We would challenge each other to be better people, and be able to talk about anything. Communication is the second most important aspect in a relationship behind laughter. With this in mind, she has to either be funny or think I’m hilarious (either one will do). I love smart women. Nothing says sexy like a quick wit and a sharp intellect. Above all, kindness is essential, and the world could use more of it. If you think you fit this description, or you just like good conversation & beer then message me.