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25 Austin, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
English, French
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm gonna fill my summary up with stupid shit like I like fresh oxygen, food when hungry and drink when thirsty, libations for celebrations and non celebrations, walking, sleeping, showering, occasionally using the lavatories, watching Netflix (because I have no preference for WHAT i watch, just Netflix as an entity all together, I press play and flickering images appear on the screen -- AMAZEBALLS!). These are all my "passions".... and then say at the bottom message me if you like what you've read and find me interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living, employed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
feeling adventurous and sick of your square ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i love to be sarcastic and silly, notice wudever you want
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bukowski and chill electronic. like oil and vinegar.

Also dude, china man is not the preferred nomenclature.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
you, you, you ,you, you (unless you suck), and me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
time spent thinking about things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
so typical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I went to Iceland, and you did not. Also, I put casual sex in the "looking for" amongst other things, just befriending one, or formal sex, but but but I'm going to HEAVILY WARN against anyone just looking for what I'm "looking for" in the subsequent section. I'll snap at you like a venus fly trap. Sold yet?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find the mundane literary feces I've flung at the general OKC public compelling. Also, I'm not into fooling around, and sex is so cliche, SO if its anything sexual or suggestive ever, at any point, upfront or in the future, NOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooo!!!! Also if you ever say I'm cute or anything of the sort, NOT into it. Imagine I am a faceless soul on the Internet.. You superficial fucks! Judge me for my beautiful prose in the aforementioned sections, like my self-summary, not for the one thing you can judge me for when there's no other conversational piece to grapple onto.

:P .. I like sarcasm