31 Wayne, NJ
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My self-summary
I'm a comedy writer, but among other activities, I play golf, I read, play bass, bowl, shoot pool, go out, stay in, breathe, etc. Ask me stuff, I'll answer.

In general, I'm looking for someone with whom I can share the deepest, most introspective and philosophical conversations. I'm also looking for someone who's comfortable discussing the finer points of a fart joke. I'm kinda looking for it all, so to speak.
What I’m doing with my life
I primarily write comedy.
I’m really good at
I'm the guy all my friends come to for advice. I'm good at seeing the big picture and adding a necessary amount of levity back into drastic-seeming circumstances. Basically, what I'm saying is that I'm capable of listening.

I can also cook/bake. That's gotta get me some points with someone. Anybody? No?

Also, I bet I can make you laugh, and if I can't, then you're no fun. What's your deal, anyway?
The first things people usually notice about me
broad shoulders, shaved head, glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
It's more fun to discuss this stuff in person. I know, total cop-out by me. This isn't an indication of my laziness, but if you're going to base your decision to talk to me on whether or not I love "The Notebook" then we probably wouldn't work out anyway.
The six things I could never do without
Bacon again.
my brain (it has all the stuff I know in it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My writing, my future, my friends, jokes--way too much time. Please distract me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Grabbing a beer with some friends or catching a movie. I like to hear the conversation, so we usually won't be found in clubs. Also, it's dangerously easy to convince me to stay in with a movie or three.

Sorry about the love to go out but also stay in cliche. I would much prefer to stroll around and star gaze on a crisp Friday evening than stand shoulder to shoulder with the bar crowd. I'm flexible though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm shy when we first talk or meet, but I quickly warm up. Also, I never know what I want to eat for dinner.
You should message me if
You say "no games" and mean it as much as humanly possible.

You appreciate gentlemen.

You sometimes will have candy for me in your purse.

Other than that, you're looking to have fun and meet a new person.