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25 London, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 11
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well this isn't awkward. Right, well, onwards.

So thats me, up there (wave please), not a great potrait but there arnt many of me so there you go. Im enjoying the 'personality profile', as its either reading into me and discovering things i never thought would be me, or its wrong. Probably a bit of both.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working for a sushi company in London and working an office job (intern ship) though I have BOLD F'ING PLANS to move foward from both. Timeline is getting screwy though.

I also do Archery, breakfasts and read books on the tube (unless its rammed, thats just impolite).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a jack of several trades, but my party trick, the thing that gets me going...people. Fucking love meeting strangers.

Said good morning to a stranger on the tube the other day, he nearly shat him self. Fucking A.

Im good at evenings, functional at mornings, nearly always 5 minutes late for everything (its an art).

I've developed a bad habbit of trying to do the right thing, tends to get me in nothing but troub
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, i've been known to start unbuttoning my shirt innapropriately to shut something down...but generally speaking christ knows. The hair.

Oh Wait: depends on what your looking for.
(score one witty remark).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Just hopped from Prince to Bowie, not sure whats next. Brian Jonestown Massacre is a regular. Soundtracks tend to do something for me, as does the blues, and JUMPING FUCK does have some amazing "Channels"...anyone tried Salsa -at 9am while opening a shop- recently?
You have'nt lived.

Films: got to be passionate, good story, some humanising plots like redemption, loss, small guy sticking it to the big guy but probably for all the wrong reasons but shit, you take a hero where you can right?

Books: Well, probably the same as films. Favorite author is Joe Abercrombie, though i can enjoy anything thats well written. Needs to have some humour in it though, lifes funny when you look it at, seems odd when a book manages to be nothing but grim.

Food: Anything thats well done, that is to say not crap food. I also draw the line at oysters apparantly. Which is odd as i work for a sushi resturaunt Still figuring that one out.

Shows: I could be here all day. But Archer, The Borgias, Californication, Hanibal and Dexter are all regulars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Coffee, meeting strangers, occasional laugh, breakfast out, the arts (yup, in one fell swoop he bags Music, books, all that jazz) aaaand my morning shower (not a euphimism).

And regular excersise.

Did i take 7? Huh. Bite me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I just spend alot of time thinking. It's a problem. Possibly.

But whats the point in having a perfectly good/cheeky mind if you dont use it hmm?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I prefer a good bar to clubs. House parties or something semi relaxed is my thing.

To my immense irritation I have tinitus (that ringing in the ears you get after a night out? Three years, still ringing) so loud venues are a no go for me until further notice.

If im not working (did someone say...SUSHI AND SALSA?!) I try to do dinner with a friend, catch up, all that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Boxers not Briefs....? I've got a soft spot for a lady with issues, damsel in distress...and if they're all "I dont need any help" then oooh now im just getting excited.
You should message me if
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You want to meet someone that is truely quite unique. Might not be a good thing, might be a one time show, but you'll look back, and think "shit, he was a strange one".

I wont get all funny over how you type, words are words, just slap em down if you got the stones.

So suprises me, tell me what you think, send me a loaded message and make my day...punk.

Go on.

Dare you.