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thatgirl86

28 F Augusta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:56am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Sanskrit (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive or sad. Or I can go mad by ricocheting in between.
Queer as fuck.
Neurotic but in a Woody Allen in Annie Hall kind of way. Keeps things interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Wrapping up my degrees, working, having little to no free time.
I’m really good at
Figuring out what celebrity a person looks like. It's a gift.
Over-analyzing.
Living in my head.
Intimidating people. (Never on purpose)
Not taking my OKC profile too seriously.
Coming up with new, creative swear words/insults on the spot. Cunt Nugget and Thunder Cunt are currently in heavy rotation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm about 5'11, so that's fairly tall for a woman. Once they get past my height, probably my septum piercing if I'm wearing it, which hasn't been much lately. Other than that, I would probably go with my huge eyeballs. My boobs. Or possibly my smile? I try to smile as much as possible. Apparently, I suffer from Resting Bitch Face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I would love to make myself out to be an intellectual who reads a few books a week but I have the attention span of a gnat so I mostly read articles online and listen to NPR, as well as various podcasts. I dig The Young Turks as well. As far as movies, I'm a huge Tarantino whore. I adore Scorcese and his out of control eyebrows. I'll watch anything by the Coen brothers, Woody Allen, Judd Apatow, Cameron Crowe, and Pedro Almodóvar. I tend to prefer documentaries to feature films. Music- I can't breathe without music... I've been called a music snob once or twice and absolutely abhor when people say that they listen to "whatever comes on the radio" because that would include all the noise set to a beat, masquerading as real music. Since there are far too many artists to list, I will only name a few. BEACH HOUSE, Local Natives, Grimes, Warpaint, Santigold, Interpol, FEIST, The National, Sia, Friendly Fires, M.I.A, Arctic Monkeys, Tame Impala, Grizzly Bear, Florence & the Machine, Fleet Foxes, Cults, Father John Misty, Wild Nothing, Arcade Fire, The XX, Crystal Castles, BEACH HOUSE, (yes, twice) Purity Ring, M83, The Strokes, Dirty Projectors, Coltrane, The Black Keys, Mos Def, The Smiths, City and Color, Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Lupe Fiasco, Jeff Buckley, Nina Simone, etc, etc. And lastly, what kind of food I enjoy; I love Asian cuisine, including Indian, (especially Indian), Italian, Mediterranean, Hispanic and of course the occasional juicy, bloody steak.
The six things I could never do without
Art of all mediums
Sunshine
Laughter
Orgasms
Naps
Red lipstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The best solution to my new age woman problems. No luck so far but I'm enjoying the ride.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shakin' my naughty bits on stage for wadded up singles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a butchered tattoo on my left wrist that I desperately need to have salvaged/reworked. It was my first. Lesson learned.

Also, I'm not really a stripper.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Shoot me a message if you're chill, queer, weird, interesting, have a story to tell, whatever. I enjoying meeting people who can teach me something new. Most of all, please have a sense of humor. Life's too short to have a stick up your ass.

Please don't message me if you're a couple looking to spice things up. Kudos on your sexual freedom and expression but that's just not my thing.

Also, I'd really prefer if you didn't refer to me as 'sexy' or any derivative thereof in the first email exchange because that's practically an internet catcall and a huge turn-off, NOT a compliment.