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29 Augusta, GA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25-55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 20
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Working on Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Sanskrit (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive or sad. Or I can go mad by ricocheting in between.
Queer as fuck.
Neurotic but in a Woody Allen in Annie Hall kind of way. Keeps things interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wrapping up my degrees, working, having little to no free time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out what celebrity a person looks like. It's a gift.
Living in my head.
Intimidating people. (Never on purpose)
Not taking my OKC profile too seriously.
Coming up with new, creative swear words/insults on the spot. Cunt Nugget and Thunder Cunt are currently in heavy rotation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm about 5'11, so that's fairly tall for a woman. Once they get past my height, probably my septum piercing if I'm wearing it, which hasn't been much lately. Other than that, I would probably go with my huge eyeballs. My boobs. Or possibly my smile? I try to smile as much as possible. Apparently, I suffer from Resting Bitch Face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I would love to make myself out to be an intellectual who reads a few books a week but I have the attention span of a gnat so I mostly read articles online and listen to NPR, as well as various podcasts. I dig The Young Turks as well. I have however, made the time to start the Song of Ice and Fire series. As far as movies, I'm a huge Tarantino whore. I adore Scorcese and his out of control eyebrows. Christopher Nolan has the Midas touch. I'll watch anything by the Coen brothers, WOODY ALLEN, Judd Apatow, Cameron Crowe, and Pedro Almodóvar. I tend to prefer documentaries to feature films. Music- I can't breathe without music... I've been called a music snob once or twice and absolutely abhor when people say that they listen to "whatever comes on the radio" because that would include all the noise set to a beat, masquerading as real music. Since there are far too many artists to list, I will only name a few. BEACH HOUSE, Local Natives, Grimes, Warpaint, Santigold, Interpol, FEIST, The National, Sia, Friendly Fires, M.I.A, Arctic Monkeys, Tame Impala, Grizzly Bear, Florence & the Machine, Fleet Foxes, Cults, Father John Misty, Wild Nothing, Arcade Fire, The XX, Crystal Castles, BEACH HOUSE, (yes, twice) Purity Ring, Chvrches, M83, The Strokes, Dirty Projectors, Coltrane, The Black Keys, Mos Def, The Smiths, City and Color, Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Lupe Fiasco, Jeff Buckley, Nina Simone, etc, etc. And lastly, what kind of food I enjoy; I love Asian cuisine, including Indian, (especially Indian), Italian, Mediterranean, Hispanic and of course the occasional juicy, bloody steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art of all mediums
Red lipstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The best solution to my new age woman problems. No luck so far but I'm enjoying the ride.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shakin' my naughty bits on stage for wadded up singles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a butchered tattoo on my left wrist that I desperately need to have salvaged/reworked. It was my first. Lesson learned.

Also, I'm not really a stripper.
You should message me if
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Shoot me a message if you're chill, queer, weird, interesting, have a story to tell, whatever. I enjoying meeting people who can teach me something new. Most of all, please have a sense of humor. Life's too short to have a stick up your ass.

Please don't message me if you're a couple looking to spice things up. Kudos on your sexual freedom and expression but that's just not my thing.

Also, I'd really prefer if you didn't refer to me as 'sexy' or any derivative thereof in the first email exchange because that's practically an internet catcall and a huge turn-off, NOT a compliment.

Don't bother messaging if all you plan to say is "Hi". I won't respond.