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27 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 24
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm David. :) These are the 3 main things about me:

Logical and rational. Let's throw straightforward in there, too. I have a touch of the Asperger's (not really, though).

Skeptical and unconventional. I try to question the assumptions that pervade and pollute our collective and individual thoughts. After all, how can you be the best if you aren't different? Or, more importantly, the happiest? My first-person experiments in living are met with varying success, but whatever happens I am happier living my unique life of failures and successes than I would be taking the safe, societally prescribed course of action. (Examples: biking across the Mexican border, becoming a long-haul truck driver, becoming an atheist, learning to type on a Dvorak keyboard, my general awkwardness resulting from an unwillingness/inability to learn/practice arbitrary social conventions, measuring the quality of my life by my happiness rather than my wealth, etc.)

Active, mentally and physically. I like to see the world (and my neighborhood), have new experiences, stay fit, enjoy friendly competition, have meaningful conversations, read books, and generally stimulate my mind and body to a certain extent. Don't get me wrong, though, I love just relaxing in the sun, on the Internet, with a movie, etc as much as the next guy or girl.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Opened up a small moonshining operation.
Closed the moonshining operation.
Went to college.
Dropped out of college.
Went back to college and finished a degree in math.
High school math teacher.
Long haul truck driver.
Public bus driver.
Teaching assistant at a web development bootcamp.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My greatest achievement to date has been winning my life-long battle with the washing machine to prevent him from magically eating my socks. Now a pair goes in, and a pair comes out. It feels so good.

Also, I pose the question: can you join me in the rarified air of Level 49 at

Additionally, I have...
-juggled a soccer ball 37 times in a row
-won a US patent
-made over 1,000 (constructive) edits to Wikipedia
-free soloed the exterior of my 5-story college dormitory
-founded a subreddit with over 70,000 subscribers
-written this song on the guitar and drums and this song on the piano
-directed a one-act play
-scored 1580 on the SAT
-earned a commercial driver's license
-pedaled a bike at 53 mph
-run a mile in 5:47
-bench pressed 275 lbs
-overcome my fundamentalist Catholic upbringing to realize there is no God
-gone 3.75 days eating nothing but celery and gum
-been reviewed as "coolest math teacher i have ever had," "hella chill teacher," and "freaking awesome"
-moved all of my worldly possessions to San Diego in my (tiny) Mazda Miata
-stood 20 ft away from Conan O'Brien
-only made up one of the above facts

And I unconditionally guarantee that I will beat you in Mario Kart 64.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm not a music-, movie-, food-, beer-, or any-other-kind-of-snob, and nor do I feel like this section gives too much insight into a person's personality, but anyway...

Books: The Prisoner's Dilemma, Ender's Game, Into Thin Air, The Kite Runner, I Robot, Cannery Row, Lost Horizon, Concerning the Fountain, The Day of the Jackal, Right Ho Jeeves, and of course Harry Potter. Hated: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Movies: the Bourne trilogy, Gladiator, 25 to Life, The Fountain, Strictly Sexual, GATTACA, I Am Sam, In Bruges, Love Actually, The Notebook, V for Vendetta, The Painted Veil, The Crucible, Dinner for Schmucks, The Count of Monte Cristo.

Shows: So many people on here list Dexter, so I gave it a shot and got hooked. Modern Family. Big Bang Theory. Simpsons, Seinfeld, and Family Guy, of course. 24 is an oldie but a goodie. But I don't own a TV, and I don't have Internet in my apartment either, so I really don't watch much TV these days.

Music: I dislike most country and most classic rock. And the Spanish stations that come on as I scan the radio. Beyond that, as to what I DO like... that's very hard to summarize or predict, but your best bets would be from hip hop, electronic, Top 40, quality classical/movie scores, coffee-shop-style music, modern rock, and jazz.

Food: I deeply love both Ethiopian & Indian food when eating out, which happens very rarely because I'm kind of a health/fitness nut and also very frugal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sunshine and warm weather
hot showers
free time
non-free time (i.e. some kind of purpose)
a few people who really care about me and understand me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Completely ignoring any particular focus on Friday night, here are some things that I enjoy and do from time to time:

bike riding

And here are some activities that I am able to do only infrequently but enjoy a lot:

mafia/werewolf/assassin (a "parlor game" i *really* love)
bike tour
international travel
amusement park (love thrill rides)
wilderness backpacking
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm in a really high percentile among men for tearing up while watching movies and TV shows.
You should message me if
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you want to make me happy! I love getting messages. Whatever you might feel like writing, I really invite you to say it.

Grab life by the horns!