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40 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:49pm
Middle Eastern, Black
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Not at all
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

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My self-summary
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Former class-ditching, under-the-bleachers-Frenching, library-book-stealing outlaw. Corporate thug.

I am sly, curious, and mischievous. I smell good.

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.'" - Erma Bombeck

Instagram: sir_ahmed
What I’m doing with my life
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Apparently, giving OKCupid another shot.

The pursuit and acquisition of knowledge and all that is exquisite.

Trying to "fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds' worth of distance run."

Making my bed on a regular basis.

Riding my motorcycle whenever possible.

Snowboarding whenever possible.

Litigating (before law, I used to be a chemical engineer. I'm a much happier lawyer).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using tools.

Getting every last drop of toothpaste out of the tube.

Pushing the snooze button. Repeatedly.

Messing up your lipstick.

Corporate thuggery.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My big voice and bigger laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lately, biographies and the endless number of Game of Thrones books.

Movies: Too many (including all the usual guy stuff). I go to the movies regularly, and you should probably enjoy doing so too.

Food: Anything spicy and with lots of garlic. Guacamole. Olive oil on everything.

TV: 24, Carnival, Deadwood, Friday Night Lights, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Jeffersons, Sanford & Son, Sons of Anarchy, Southland, and Three's Company.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Language. Probabilities. Activities that require discipline. The right amount of risk. Being a good person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trolling the city for spicy garlicky food; eating guacamole; potentially messing up your lipstick if Cupid gets this right.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't swim, so I've taken "adult" swim classes. Once, there was a 10 year old in my class. He put me to shame.
You should message me if
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Talented. Inspired. Compassionate. Nakedly ambitious. Born-again bad girls. And, if you dig former class-ditching, under-the-bleachers-Frenching, library-book-stealing outlaws. You smell good. This moves you: