Former class-ditching, under-the-bleachers-Frenching, library-book-stealing outlaw. I smell good.

I am sly, curious, and mischievous.

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.'" - Erma Bombeck

Apparently, giving OKCupid another shot.

The pursuit and acquisition of knowledge and all that is exquisite.

Trying to "fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds' worth of distance run."

Making my bed on a regular basis.

Riding my motorcycle whenever possible.

Snowboarding whenever possible.

Litigating (before law, I used to be a chemical engineer. I'm a much happier lawyer).

Using tools.

Getting every last drop of toothpaste out of the tube.

Pushing the snooze button. Repeatedly.

That I'm happy. I smile a lot.

Books: Lately, biographies and Game of Thrones.

Movies: Too many (including all the usual guy stuff). I go to the movies regularly, and you should probably enjoy doing so too.

Food: Anything spicy and with lots of garlic. Guacamole. Olive oil.

TV: 24, Carnival, Deadwood, Friday Night Lights, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Jeffersons, Sanford & Son, Southland, and Three's Company.

Words. Probabilities. Activities that require discipline. Being a good person.

Trolling for spicy garlicky food.

I'm taking "adult" swim classes. There's a 10 year old in my class. He puts me to shame.

Talented. Inspired. Compassionate. Nakedly ambitious. Born-again bad girls. And, if you dig former class-ditching, under-the-bleachers-Frenching, library-book-stealing outlaws. You smell good.