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31 M Los Angeles, CA

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Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Born and raised in LA. I love to laugh and make other people laugh. Not anywhere as metal as I look. Much more of a geek.

I value integrity most. It's one of the only things in life that can't be taken from you. It has to be given away.

Just like everyone else here, I love traveling. I'm looking for someone to have some serious adventures with.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, planning my next trip, having fun at every turn.

Coming close to the person I wanted to be when I grow up.

Starting to take much better care of myself. Lost a bunch of weight; still in the process. Beginning to enjoy working out.
I’m really good at
Changing the subject. So, what are you good at?
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm laughing or smiling, even though I pretend to be a mean guy. That or my hair, if it's down. If I'm standing outside a bar, they try to hand me their ID. I've always thought about trying to charge a cover.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
On the Road, Dune. Cryptonomicon, Oscar Wilde - trying to read more of the classics, Marcus Aurelius and Bertrand Russell, Brian Greene. News, technical manuals, and motorcycle magazines. I can't allow myself into bookstores. I'd be financially ruined.

Fight Club, anything by the Coen Bros., old noir like The Maltese Falcon, Arsenic and Old Lace, Heat, The Godfather I & II, The Great Escape, zombie movies, Die Hard, Chris Nolan's movies, Tarantino, Scorsese, Kevin Smith's good movies, Mel Brooks' good movies. most anything with Bruce Campbell.

George Carlin, Dave Attell, Richard Pryor, Daniel Tosh, Dave Chappelle, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg, Hannibal Burress, Bill Burr, Jim Gaffigan, Chris Rock, Louis C.K., Doug Stanhope, Jim Jefferies, Bill Hicks, Redd Foxx, Lenny Bruce, David Cross, Jim Norton, Lewis Black, Patton Oswalt.

My last profile had a love letter to PBS on it, Inside Comedy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, South Park, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Real Time, Criminal Minds; The Wire may be the finest television program ever produced.

The Beatles, AC/DC, NiN, Rob Zombie, Gang Starr, Tool, Frank Sinatra, Rage Against the Machine, Immortal Technique, The White Stripes, Johnny Cash, Weezer, The London Philharmonic, Deftones, Tom Waits, Al Green, Nirvana, Pennywise, Queens of the Stone Age, Cage the Elephant, 2pac, The Flaming Lips, Hendrix, Common, The Black Keys, Led Zeppelin, CCR, Muse, Pink Floyd, Nas

I'll eat almost anything (though I can't stand the combination of spicy and sour), and I love to cook and bake. I make a great meatloaf, but I'd like to learn to make better veggie stuff.
The six things I could never do without
someone interesting to talk to
something beautiful to look at
music (even if it's only in my head, Shawshank Redemption style)
something enlightening to read
a good pair of boots

I can do without a motorcycle for a while, but after having one again, I'd rather not.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What could I create to help with disaster relief or general third world conditions? Travelling. Class warfare; how to stifle it and how to promote it.
On a typical Friday night I am
at a dive bar with friends, playing pool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Most of my friends don't know my real name. It's not Cosmo. My guilty pleasure is karaoke.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to go see some stand up; you like nice restaurants and dive bars; you're looking for a guy who won't bore you with sports; you're a geek with a sick sense of humor; you think you can beat me at Scrabble or pool; you want to go to Disneyland.

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