I am Evan, I am looking for a relationship. I love animals, I
aspire to become a veterinarian, and have a particular love for
I am fun, funny, have a deep voice, big lips, I'm tall, and my eyes
are green and gold (and they change). If that sounds at all
unappealing, feel free to leave my page.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
well, I'm pretty good at misspelling, making things awkward, making
people laugh, video games, most sports, having endless pointless
conversations (and deep ones, but pointless ones seem to occur
The first things people usually notice about me
or my eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: well, i haven't read any very good books in a while. didn't
realize that till now.
movies: avatar, ted, the adjustment bureau, inception.
shows: archer, family guy, breaking bad, sons of anarchy, american
dad!, south park.
food: i'll eat just about anything, i just like to eat.
music: mostly rap, a lot of electronic music, and anything else i
find pleasuring to my ears.
The six things I could never do without
food, water, shelter, clothing, close friends, and weed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm doing with my life, which is an overwhelming task.
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
you're real, cool, nice, and have no problems with stoners.